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   messageicon People shouldn't be judged by who they date, what skin color they are, and etc..If they are happy together, then let them live their lives..
←Rate | 06-14-2011 17:58 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Take the chance, live out your dreams, make life better than it seems.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 17:56 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love is like a rubber band. At first we keep on pulling and pulling. Then when someone let go, it hurts the person who holds on.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 17:47 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's 8 letters in I LOVE YOU but there's also 8 letters in BULLSH!T!
←Rate | 06-14-2011 17:44 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon What happens in an exam : Tik tok, Mind block, Pen stop, Eye pop, Full shock, Jaw drop, Time up, No Luck.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 17:42 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Heart breaks are like a broken mirror, you can still put the pieces together, but the cracks will still remain. 
←Rate | 06-14-2011 17:32 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everything happens for a reason & sometimes it's better for us not to know that reason.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 17:05 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon I dont mind going to work, but this eight hour wait to go home is bullsh*t
←Rate | 06-14-2011 16:51 by ginger curtis Comments (0)  


   messageicon sorry babe, I'm not lighting candles to be romantic.......lighting candles cause I just took a dump
←Rate | 06-14-2011 16:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I miss that age when I THOUGHT I knew everything. Cause now that I do, it's kinda depressing...
←Rate | 06-14-2011 16:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon so this lady is buying a birthday card and diet suppliments, cant help but wonder if these items are not related or if she's just a b!tch
←Rate | 06-14-2011 16:11 by Sean Comments (0)  


   messageicon Looks like Hugh Hefner's fiance finally got her cataracts removed and called off the wedding realizing she'd have to wake up everyday next to a dude that looks worse than the dead guy on "A Weekend at Bernie's"
←Rate | 06-14-2011 16:00 by totalpackage Comments (0)  


   messageicon When someone from customer service says, "that is an excellent question"... they're basically saying they don't have a clue about the answer.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 15:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate trying new clothes on in the dressing room and then looking at yourself in the mirror after putting your old clothes back on.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 15:08 by marq Comments (0)  


   messageicon The minute people fall in love they become liars
←Rate | 06-14-2011 14:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am watching a homeless dude outside of a building using his reflection in the window to help him shave.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 14:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon if our women with babies use little spoons and forks to feed them. what do chinese people use? tooth picks?
←Rate | 06-14-2011 13:45 by MTQ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Went to Walmart in my bum yard work clothes today ..but strangley did not feel out of place...
←Rate | 06-14-2011 13:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Boy are there ever a lot of garages for sale in my neighbour hood..
←Rate | 06-14-2011 13:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love how my laptopshasta a warning that says You should change your battery or switch to outlet power immediately to keep from losing your work. Lol "work". I wish I got paid to watch porn..
←Rate | 06-14-2011 13:31 by Jackbrass Comments (0)  




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