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an Australian computer network called a LAN down under?
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03-31-2016 09:48
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You will NEVER see a person with Tourette's syndrome on the bomb squad.
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04-12-2016 10:45 by
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*accidentally taxidermies the wrong end of a lion... * "What a catasstrophy!"
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04-21-2016 20:10 by
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There are people who actually send you Candy Crush invites on Sunday? Really? On the Lord's special day? The evil is strong in you.
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04-24-2016 08:04
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Good thing my mom's not on Facebook otherwise you would have to read some sappy Happy Mother's Day post from me.
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05-08-2016 09:05
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FRIEND: What is that smell?.. ME: My new Axe spray. Earl Grey Tea, and Yorkshire Pudding.... Friend: *gag* why?... ME: Chicks dig English Axe scents.
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06-11-2016 08:09 by
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When I say "It's a long story" to you, It usually means I just don't want to tell you or I'm just lazy to.
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11-15-2011 21:52 by
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Arthur Carlson said As God as my witness...I thought turkeys could fly not Les Nessman
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11-24-2011 13:11
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Looks like we'll get another year of Lebron James choking.
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11-26-2011 10:47
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one girl scout cookie away from type two diabetes
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11-28-2011 14:19 by
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Nothing is scarier than an old milky eyed gypsy whispering "don'cha be 'fraid naw."
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11-30-2011 08:49 by
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Sunday's best part: Reminding everyone of a new long week at work.
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12-04-2011 17:24
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Now that I'm older, I sometimes wonder If Hobbes really was just a product of Calvin's imagination.
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12-15-2011 09:24 by
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Can you imagine how scary the Wendy William's Pushing Out a Baby Face looks?
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12-15-2011 10:06
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woke up having unintentionally lost his virginity to a newly unsprung spring in the bed :(
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01-16-2012 15:05
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making a Sexual Bucket List: 50 Things to Do Sexually Before You Die
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01-18-2012 05:20 by
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In the Costa Concordia movie, the main character should be an Italian cruise ship crash investigator who was planning to retire this week.
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01-19-2012 18:05
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I see ole' Beverly Perdue is packing her Government bags and headed back to her husband Frank's Chicken farm! "Pluck them feathers woman!" heehee
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01-27-2012 09:51 by
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One advantage of going to sleep drunk: The bed bugs leave you alone.
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06-03-2012 14:15
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Sexual frustration should recharge phone batteries...
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