Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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heard the new Cubs regime was going to return the Team to thier Glory days...How can anyone possibly know what that was like???
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08-25-2010 22:26
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i recommend dancing around naked in your living room
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09-06-2010 20:54
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2 steps forward , 2 steps backwards ..... am I just marking time or dancing ?!!!
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09-23-2010 17:51
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that studies are showing that you can be obese & fit at the same time. Yep, that's me!
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10-04-2010 09:53 by JackieM
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I'm off to hit the treadmill. If it doesn't break or hit me back, I may even walk or run on it.
If a woman is talking to me about her problems, I better be the cause of them.
I'm sorry, I can't be mean to you. It's be kind to animals week.
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10-10-2010 21:02 by z
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do you ever get that feeling someones watching you?.... good it's about time you realized it, ive been starring at you through this window for 3 hrs, and this treebranch is killin me!
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10-12-2010 17:27
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To err is human,to blame it on someone else is more human..
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02-25-2010 23:42 by abhi
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The spark of a genius exists in the brain of the truly creative man from the hour of his birth. True genius is always inborn and never cultivated, let alone learned
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03-11-2010 03:40 by Adolf
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You should do this, you should do that...how bout you jus be happy I even listen to your suggestions!
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10-22-2010 21:11
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Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Did you hear the one about the woman who was sexually attracted to electronic devices? She blew a fuse.
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11-01-2010 14:11
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Sorry homework - - TV wins again! It is just too temping :)
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11-10-2010 00:16
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it possible to be still tasting Jager from last night? Somebody call an Excorsist. Blah!
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11-11-2010 17:53
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MYTH NUMBER 6.... Liquor Before Beer, Never Fear.
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11-13-2010 08:40 by Duh Man
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Since being subtle is wasted on the naive...... I WANT A BB GUN FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!
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11-30-2010 19:22
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According to recent posts... Betty Rubble just got a booty call from Optimus Prime. Barney, you stand no chance. Just walk way.
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12-03-2010 19:54
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A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
In an effort to act my own age, I starting dating woman at 7 years younger than me as opposed to ones my own age.
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12-07-2010 19:01
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