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   messageicon A memory of grade school math just popped into my head. The images I associated with the alligator eating the larger numbers still haunt me!
←Rate | 09-05-2013 10:19 by Acreator24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Married Men are always wrong, period. Or no period. ;)
←Rate | 04-12-2013 13:29 by @S4W4N Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's amazing how students become so serious and focused during final exams week
←Rate | 05-02-2013 15:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like to think of items outside the grocery store as the "Steal it. We don't give a crap anymore" section.
←Rate | 05-02-2013 16:32 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon My daily pep talk pretty much consists of: It's ok, It's ok, it'll be funny in a few weeks...
←Rate | 05-10-2013 22:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hello Miss I shave my eyebrows off and draw them back on about an inch to high !!!! Yeah that looks good if your going for the shocked look!!!!
←Rate | 05-21-2013 18:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies, “how was your day?” is a rhetorical question. You don’t really have to answer it.
←Rate | 05-24-2013 07:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's nothing that screams "originality' like a bar named Cheers.
←Rate | 05-31-2013 14:27 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon A vegetarian that is for the death peanilty.....................wait what?
←Rate | 06-08-2013 13:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hopefully the guy on the Skywire doesn't have to sneeze anytime soon.. Looks Dusty
←Rate | 06-23-2013 21:54 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Relationships are like cul-de-sacs once you get deep in you have to make a U-Turn
←Rate | 06-24-2010 16:42 by KD Comments (0)  


   messageicon like a bra, she gives me support and is close to my heart
←Rate | 07-04-2010 22:03 by sophie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wanna have some fun? Ask a really stoned person to say the word indubitably.
←Rate | 07-30-2010 14:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon All I want is some ketchup packets placed in the bag, without having to ask!
←Rate | 07-31-2010 09:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't hear you over the sound of how EPIC I am.
←Rate | 08-01-2010 23:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thinks the invention of the credit/debit card, homeless people must be pissed.. do you take visa does not sound as good as a couple quarters bouncin in a cup!
←Rate | 08-10-2010 22:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon In the rest of World When The boy meets the father its a Nice warm Welcome. In the south, The dad comes out with a gun and says boy you better treat my daughter right.(:
←Rate | 08-12-2010 22:13 by BEGO Comments (2)  


   messageicon sin's so skilfully that it puts god in a dilemma whether to punish or not...
←Rate | 08-18-2010 04:36 by Johnny B Comments (0)  


   messageicon "always on your mind" and if I wasn't before I am now.
←Rate | 08-22-2010 19:09 by JessLayne Comments (0)  


   messageicon heard the new Cubs regime was going to return the Team to thier Glory days...How can anyone possibly know what that was like???
←Rate | 08-25-2010 22:26 Comments (0)  




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