Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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The fat jokes may be funny, but remember, sometimes the fatties slim up and then the jokes on you.
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10-14-2012 06:00
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All I wanted to watch on TV tonight was, "the biggest loser." Looks like he's on network!!
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10-16-2012 21:44
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I bet Clint Eastwood felt real stupid when he found out it was Manti Te'os girlfriend in that chair & not Obama.
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01-17-2013 22:05
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......Update status, nobody likes?...... -_- (1) Deletes Facebook profile (2) Move to a next country (3) Change name (4) Start new life =)
HA!!!!...Washington and Oregon legalize pot ...now Twinkies and Ho-Hos are out of business.. just a matter of time now before they declare a a state of emergency in those states!!!!...OMG... it's the TWINKIPOCALYPSE ... Maybe the Mayans were right!
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11-16-2012 14:57
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My favorite Transformer is the one that transforms from a hoe into a housewife.
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03-07-2013 01:36 by Baddie
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Facebook asks me "Whats on my mind" so I post whats on my mind. If you don't like it, you know where the unfriend and block option is
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03-24-2013 15:23
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N Korea claims it is in a "state of war" with the south. We could end this easily by turning over South Korea's most valuable asset: Gangnam Style!
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03-30-2013 19:34
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Melania confirms in CNN interview that she is very angry at Moose and Squirrel.
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10-18-2016 01:47
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States are going blue like a pad in a period commercial
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11-05-2020 19:08 by Obeah
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The world is just 1 Keith Richards death away from imploding
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01-05-2022 09:47
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Why is being heartless and full of hate the cool thing to do in this era?
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06-21-2018 10:33
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No one has a good time with you unless you pay them. And yes, they were laughing at you.
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09-27-2018 01:38 by IDTN
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Melania Trump will be the first foreign-born First Lady. Trump is correct, all the American jobs are going to immigrants!
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11-11-2016 16:37
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These people don't even know what a "Temporary" refugee means. Temporary, Temporary, Temporary. Say it with me.
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02-06-2017 12:14
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Going from Barack Obama to Donald Trump is like replacing Captain James T. Kirk with Captain High Liner.
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03-21-2017 15:50
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Oh dear god. Please get these feelings off of me.
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01-22-2014 14:07
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Black Friday: Because it's supposed to look like a riot
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11-27-2014 15:30
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We Want Top Gear Back Now
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03-11-2015 04:08 by John
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I think there should be something in science called "the reindeer effect". I don't know what it would be, but it would be cool to hear someone say "Gentleman what we have here is a terrifying example of the reindeer effect"
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07-08-2014 05:40 by flinnie
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