Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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If I call Customer Service, and they say, “This call is being recorded for training purposes,” I make sure to say “motherf*cker” a lot. I'm sure they don't get enough training on that.
It's weird how a crazy white woman gets away with murder and we STILL don't know who killed Tupac o.O
Natalie Portman has named her newborn son Alef. Like the kid wasn't going to get beaten up enough for mom helping to ruin Star Wars.
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07-06-2011 18:21 by flinnie
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The one thing I'm taking away from The whole Casey Anthony verdict debacle is the fact that Facebook and Twitter are the modern day equivalent of pitchforks and torches.
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07-06-2011 18:19 by Chuck
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If Casey Anthony writes a book called "If I did it", I will snap.
Money can't buy you happiness but I'd rather be unhappy and in a Bentley
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07-06-2011 17:45 by migasjoe
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My favorite part of a marathon is watching the reaction of runners who grab my plastic cup of vodka.
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07-06-2011 17:42 by Aaron
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the art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook!!!
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07-06-2011 17:33 by migasjoe
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misses being naked and playing twister with the cat.
just told my kids about the Casey Anthiny verdict and that if they didn't shape up I was moving the family to Florida
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07-06-2011 17:29 by migasjoe
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Some girl in China lost her virginity at 12, her name was 'SUM YUNG HO'
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07-06-2011 16:38
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Facebook Skype: now married people can cheat via Skype while watering their crops on FarmVille.
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07-06-2011 16:35 by sully
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Casey Anthony must be a slut, it took 12 people to get her off..
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07-06-2011 16:15
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What did 0 say to 8? "Hey, nice belt!
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07-06-2011 15:58
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if Casey Anthony didn't pay her taxes, she'd be in prison right now
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07-06-2011 15:46 by levon
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I wonder if that Casey Anthony chic is single?.... She's gotta be a Maniac in the bedroom!!.
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07-06-2011 15:23
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wants to start a women's magazine called "Period". And some months I'll send it out late just to freak out my subscribers.
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07-06-2011 15:18
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After being dumped, everyone should have the right to tie their ex up and interrogate them.
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07-06-2011 15:07 by KISS
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I don't get why all my drug dealers are so unreliable?
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07-06-2011 15:04
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Before we work on artificial intelligence, Why don't we do somthing about natural stupidity?
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07-06-2011 15:01 by Rami
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