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Why won't the bank give me my cash in bags with dollar signs on them?.. That'd be cool."
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07-07-2011 13:33 by
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Wishing my dog had a snooze button!!
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07-07-2011 13:31 by
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I am starving, but not "get up out of the floor of the shower and make some food" starving.
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07-07-2011 13:21 by
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My refrigerator is like a condiment time capsule.
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07-07-2011 12:12 by
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The OJ trial started the Kardashian tradition of getting black guys off
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07-07-2011 12:09 by
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Disclaimer: I'm really bad at judging what size Tupperware container leftovers will fit in.
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07-07-2011 12:06 by
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It must really suck to be a podium salesman. "Are your arms tired out from holding five pieces of paper?" You need a podium!
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07-07-2011 11:17 by
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I hate when cashiers ask you if that's everything. Oh no, I'd also like all this invisible sh!t.
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07-07-2011 10:31 by
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We should sentence Casey Anthony to 4 years of watching Tyler Perry movies.
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07-07-2011 10:23 by
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Really!!! Kim Kardashian is upset with the Casey Anthony verdict!!! Your father defended OJ Simpson, Thus starting the Kardashian tradition of getting black men off!!!
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07-07-2011 09:40 by
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if you put pictures of lost kids on Beer Cans instead of Milk Cartons we'd find them in about 15 minutes
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07-07-2011 09:34 by
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We're all in the same game, just different levels. Dealing with the same hell, just different devils.
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07-07-2011 09:34 by
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Players are like the letter Q : A big zero with a small little tail....
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07-07-2011 09:09 by
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Figuring out a waman's age by checking out her friends list
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07-07-2011 09:05
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I wonder if any of the jurors would let Casey Anthony babysit their kids...
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07-07-2011 09:01
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I ate a fish burger at Sea World and it suddenly dawned on me that I could be eating a slow learner
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07-07-2011 07:44 by
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For how long must I wait and toil in the FRIEND ZONE before she lets me hit it??
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07-07-2011 06:21 by
BAD GUY
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Transformers 3: if you keep saving the world, you will never run out of hot girlfriends..!
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07-07-2011 06:13
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Why do women do such silly things sometimes, like trying to turn a one night stand into an engagement?
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07-07-2011 06:08 by
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for anyone thats interested I'm watching tv and deciding if I should get up and go for a wee
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07-07-2011 05:27 by
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