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   messageicon How can you say Trump is like Hitler, did you fondle both of their genitals?
←Rate | 02-25-2016 15:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump is the Kanye West of white folks.
←Rate | 02-25-2016 11:56 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't wait for Trump to start writing executive orders, payback's a b****
←Rate | 02-24-2016 08:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon what makes Trump a winner? He isn't Obama, isn't that enough for the rest of the world who had to suffer through 8 years of hell to celebrate?
←Rate | 02-21-2016 06:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'll be betting on The Pope for the Pope vs. Trump showdown.
←Rate | 02-19-2016 14:20 Comments (1)  


   messageicon 🎶Take me down to the Vatican City, Where Donald Trump is mean and the Pope is witty🎶
←Rate | 02-19-2016 12:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Americans, fear not. If Donald Trump wins the upcoming U.S. election, Cape Breton Island is ready to welcome Americans looking for refuge in Canada.
←Rate | 02-17-2016 14:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Welcome. Hi Americans! Donald Trump may become President of your country! If that happens, and you decide to get the hell out of there, may I suggest you moving to Cape Breton Island, Canada!
←Rate | 02-16-2016 14:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Donald Trump is proof of how dumb Americans have become.
←Rate | 02-15-2016 23:57 Comments (3)  


   messageicon I just heard that Bernie beat Hillary. This is getting out of hand! At least Donald Trump doesn't beat women!
←Rate | 02-09-2016 22:49 by Vaterpop Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did you know that Donald Trump likes Justin Bieber...
←Rate | 02-06-2016 18:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "No one remembers who came in second, only losers" - 2013 Tweet from Donald Trump
←Rate | 02-04-2016 15:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Trump becomes President of the United States ..... Will he rename the plane .... Hair Force One?
←Rate | 02-01-2016 16:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I had the scariest dream last night...Donald Trump's running mate was Rosie O'Donnell!!!
←Rate | 02-01-2016 11:59 by Kado Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump's wife, Millenium would be the best First Lady ever...we never had a model in that position before.
←Rate | 01-29-2016 01:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Donald Trump shot himself would his poll numbers shoot up?
←Rate | 01-29-2016 00:29 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Melania, Millenium, Malva.....I bet no one knows the name of Donald Trump's latest wife either.
←Rate | 01-26-2016 04:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Donald Trump said he could shoot someone and still win. Can someone tell me what is different between him and ISIS then?
←Rate | 01-26-2016 01:19 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Jada Pinkett-Smith should picket Donald Trump and Sarah Palin for being too white.
←Rate | 01-25-2016 05:56 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Donald Trump insinuated that his election game is so “Trump tight”, that his supporters would let him get away with murder so that he could become the next President of the United States.
←Rate | 01-24-2016 14:54 Comments (1)  




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