Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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It's time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside.
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08-24-2011 09:44 by BEGO
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on this day in 2010, thanks facebook for reminding me of my breakup last year
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08-24-2011 09:28
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The epicenter of the quake has been pin-pointed to a graveyard outside of DC, where all of our Founding Fathers had rolled over in their graves.
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08-24-2011 09:27 by JRF
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if you have an iphone, it means you like being told what to like.
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08-24-2011 09:21
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Being loved unconditionally is not a free pass to mess up.
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08-24-2011 09:10
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It takes more muscles to frown than it does to just completely ignore people.
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08-24-2011 08:53
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If you can't stay faithful, dont be in a relationship.. simple!
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08-24-2011 08:17
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Those who say laughter is the best medicine obviously never heard a great joke while suffering with diarrhoea.
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08-24-2011 07:32
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Quote of the week "Tactically, it's all going as planned.." Qaddafi
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08-24-2011 07:20 by timboss
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Will and Jada splitting, 5.8 earthquake in DC, and now Hurricane Irene as a possible Cat 4 landfall this weekend??? Lord have mercy............
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08-24-2011 06:17 by sully
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When you stretch and your inner porn star moan comes out by accident.
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08-24-2011 05:53
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Would like to give a big shout out to the people that are hard of hearing
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08-24-2011 05:22
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When the sex is good, the neighbours get no rest.
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08-24-2011 03:21
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living the Champagne lifestyle with Bud Light pockets
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08-24-2011 02:07 by L
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Hey east coast, California speaking. Hope you enjoyed our earthquakes:)
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08-24-2011 02:02 by Fat Alec
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Im gonna hang out with everyone who likes this status today
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08-24-2011 01:30 by L
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You know college has changed you when you see your 6 year old niece drinking out of a red plastic cup, and you scream, "Don't drink that... juice." Oh.
You're Profile Picture had me at Hello... as in Hello, Report/Block, Goodbye that's a Fake Profile B*tch!"
Obama is going to announce a new plan to get Americans back to work but it won't air until after Labor day.
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08-24-2011 00:28 by Oregon
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Grocery shopping right after a buffet dinner sucks!!
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08-24-2011 00:16 by Oregon
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