trump Funny Status Messages

   One of Kim's buddies called Pence a dummy, so Trump cancelled the meeting. Not making that up. That literally happened. This is middle school-level drama.

   I would give a billon dollars to hear the audio of Donald Trump & Kim Kardashian attempting to have a policy discussion about prison reform.

   Breaking: President Trump to meet and discuss foreign policy with the cash me outside girl

   If Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un break up again Taylor Swift’s gonna write a song about it.

   Justin Trudeau should have asked Donald Trump what year the War of 1812 took place.

   Say what you will about Trump, he sure is loyal to the country that elected him (Russia).

   The North Korean President is just meeting with the US President..He suddenly stood up and said . I Don't need this Crap.. .I'm going to the bathroom for a Trump...

   Will there soon be a trump beach hotel in North Korea

   * The difference between trump and kim firing someone trump "YOU'RE FIRED" kin: ready, aim,

   I never imagined we’d reach a point where we’d wish Donald Trump would just build his wall instead.

   BREAKING: Trump considering growing a funny little mustache.

   How long until we find out these tents and cages are made by Trump or a friend of his?

   Yesterday, the Dems got what they wanted! Then realized they didn’t get what they wanted. Trump played them. And I’m gonna get what I want in 2020...Trump re-elected!

   If Trump cured cancer, democrats would say he caused hospital profits to drop...

   Trump just backed down from a big trade fight with China #MAGA

   Trump to visit the U.K. in the next two weeks. That will only give him 14 days to learn how to speak english.

   With all of trump's space force talk. Will he soon refer him self as the new rocket man?

   I wonder, what would Trump do without FOX News?

   When the queen's butler announce that it was tea time. Trump said to the queen " Oh, You play golf too?

   I'm attending the next Trump rally because I love puppet shows.