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   messageicon I know I should be sad and worried about Trump but I confess I am surprised and delighted in this country's capacity to keep a joke going...
←Rate | 07-27-2015 12:11 by eengrms Comments (0)  

   messageicon I think that Americans should be less concerned about Donald Trump's hair, and more concerned with the screw that came loose underneath it.
←Rate | 07-26-2015 09:57 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Moving into the White house would be living in poverty for Trump...he'd be slumming it.
←Rate | 07-26-2015 09:19 by Mike Comments (0)  

   messageicon Of all the game show hosts, Trump seems to be the last one you'd vote for. I like Drew Carey, Alex Trebek or Steve Harvey better
←Rate | 07-26-2015 09:10 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump for president!! Come on pple!
←Rate | 07-26-2015 03:17 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The one good thing Donald Trump has going for him is that the more he speaks the less ridiculous his hair seems by comparison.
←Rate | 07-25-2015 13:13 Comments (0)  

   messageicon We are not going to call him President Trump, instead he simply prefers "the Donald"
←Rate | 07-24-2015 15:08 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump For President! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!
←Rate | 07-22-2015 09:43 by guest-TJ Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm voting for Donald Trump just for the SNL jokes
←Rate | 07-21-2015 15:54 Comments (1)  

   messageicon It took 3 amigos and a Mexican village to take care of El Guapo...Donald Trump has zero Amigos, advantage El Chapo!
←Rate | 07-15-2015 16:05 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump was missing from Miss Universe contest. Did El Chapo's escape have anything to do with it, being a mexican?
←Rate | 07-13-2015 14:48 Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks the only thing worse than having to listen to Donald Trump is having to admit he's right! RIP Kate Steinle
←Rate | 07-12-2015 15:40 Comments (0)  

   messageicon How much is SNL paying Donald Trump to run for President?
←Rate | 06-28-2015 13:41 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The mexicans said to Donald Trump "estás despedido, estúpido idiota"
←Rate | 06-25-2015 13:17 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The way Americans feel about Donald Trump running for President is the way the rest of the world feels about America.
←Rate | 06-19-2015 14:14 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Have you ever wonder if Donald Trump parts his pubic hair the same way? You will now.
←Rate | 06-18-2015 14:47 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I bet if Trump did get elected, he'd be able to comb over some of the financial problems we face.
←Rate | 06-18-2015 09:00 by Creeooo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Donald Trump go home you're drunk.
←Rate | 06-17-2015 09:42 by Rollen Comments (0)  

   messageicon I will vote for Donald Trump just to hear him tell Obama he's fired ! !
←Rate | 06-17-2015 00:25 by JAB Comments (0)  

   messageicon Donald Trump is running for president. Are we on Candid Camera?
←Rate | 06-16-2015 16:13 by akatinamarie Comments (0)  

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