trump Funny Status Messages

   Your hate for Trump only give him more attention while your love for Bernie is forgotten

   Some people say Donald Trump is a fascist. There is nothing more fascist than shutting down someone's ideas. Think about that for a second....

   Quiet Riot is putting the band back together! First stop, Trump convention.

   Donald Trump is Making America great again, one riot at a time

   I have an agressive hickey on my shoulder from a Trump supporter and it actually hurts. Please help!!!

   Our office went out for the first time to celebrate the fact our Trump supporter coworker got fired.

   Donald Trump has no political experience whatsoever. Meanwhile you need 5 years experience for an entry level management level position at Chilli's.

   Things that give me anxiety: 1) Everything. 2) People without anxiety. 3) Trump supporters at his rallies.

   Why is "Trump" and "Cruz" understood by some Americans, however those same Americans still don't know the difference between their, there, & they're.

   Donald Trump could be a huge step forward in race relations. He can be a voice for the orange people.

   If you are voting for Donald Trump for President in 2016, raise your hand. Now slap yourself with it, you're an idiot.

   I watched the news reports on what was going on in Chicago!!!! I had no idea Trump won the playoffs!!!!

   Protestors successfully shut down a Trump rally...then they fire guns and start looting. That will only create more support for Trump you ignorant fool protestors.

   "At least Trump is entertaining." - people who entertain themselves by pulling the wings off of butterflies

   "I like Trump because I'm sick of political correctness" translates to "I wish I could say the n-word in public, not just among friends."

   My coworker likes Trump because "he always speaks his mind." Wonder how much my coworker would like me if I always spoke my mind.

   Ben Carson endorsing Donald Trump is like Ambien endorsing Cyanide.

   Chicago built a wall to keep Donald Trump out. lol

   Ben Carson endorses Donald Trump after receiving a sign from God. This election year is a gift horse that keeps on giving.

   If Caitlyn Jenner can win woman of the year I see no reason why Donald Trump's hair can't win the Westminister Kennel Club Dog Show.