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   messageicon save your breath.... You'll need it to blow up your date!
←Rate | 04-21-2010 17:41 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think, therefore I am overqualified.
←Rate | 04-17-2010 17:30 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon In case of emergency, break glass, scream, bleed to death.
←Rate | 04-17-2010 17:29 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon "We are upping our standards... so up yours!"
←Rate | 04-17-2010 17:27 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon Write all complaints legibly in this space -> []
←Rate | 04-17-2010 17:19 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
←Rate | 04-17-2010 11:44 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon A friend of mine sent me a postcard with a satellite photo of the entire planet on it, and on the back he wrote, "Wish you were here."
←Rate | 04-13-2010 14:38 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have a full-size map of the world. At the bottom it says "1 inch = 1 inch". I hardly ever unroll it.
←Rate | 04-13-2010 14:36 by Aaron Comments (2)  


   messageicon I bought some batteries... but they weren't included... so I had to buy them again...
←Rate | 04-13-2010 14:30 by Aaron Comments (1)  


   messageicon I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes...
←Rate | 04-13-2010 14:28 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon did you cheat? ... No I opened the book.
←Rate | 04-12-2010 14:38 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon don't look at me in that tone of voice
←Rate | 04-12-2010 14:38 by Aaron Comments (2)  


   messageicon supposed to cross the street with the skeleton. But he didn't have the guts
←Rate | 04-10-2010 20:55 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
←Rate | 04-06-2010 15:21 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did you hear about the two car pile-up in the Walmart parking lot? 50 Mexicans died
←Rate | 03-30-2010 12:49 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon can't seem to remember to forget you
←Rate | 03-26-2010 20:25 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey! I said no pickles! That's it...I wanna speak to the frigg'n McManager!!!
←Rate | 03-24-2010 13:33 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon in the mood to push someone down the stairs hit them over the head with a fire extinguisher then bury the body under the garden patio
←Rate | 03-24-2010 13:33 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. The clerk said, "ten-four."
←Rate | 03-23-2010 18:50 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon a drunk was hauled into court.”Mister,” the judge began, you've been brought here for drinking.” “Great,” the drunk exclaimed. “When do we get started?”
←Rate | 03-22-2010 12:41 by Aaron Comments (0)  




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