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   messageicon If Trump becomes President of the United States ..... Will he rename the plane .... Hair Force One?
←Rate | 02-01-2016 16:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I had the scariest dream last night...Donald Trump's running mate was Rosie O'Donnell!!!
←Rate | 02-01-2016 11:59 by Kado Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump's wife, Millenium would be the best First Lady ever...we never had a model in that position before.
←Rate | 01-29-2016 01:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Donald Trump shot himself would his poll numbers shoot up?
←Rate | 01-29-2016 00:29 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Melania, Millenium, Malva.....I bet no one knows the name of Donald Trump's latest wife either.
←Rate | 01-26-2016 04:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Donald Trump said he could shoot someone and still win. Can someone tell me what is different between him and ISIS then?
←Rate | 01-26-2016 01:19 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Jada Pinkett-Smith should picket Donald Trump and Sarah Palin for being too white.
←Rate | 01-25-2016 05:56 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Donald Trump insinuated that his election game is so “Trump tight”, that his supporters would let him get away with murder so that he could become the next President of the United States.
←Rate | 01-24-2016 14:54 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Can't believe a human being actually chooses to support Donald Trump. Leave that to animals.
←Rate | 01-24-2016 13:47 Comments (2)  


   messageicon Whoppi threatening to leave the US if Trump is elected is like an endorsement for Trump
←Rate | 01-22-2016 14:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't need to post political things anymore. Trump has already won the election.
←Rate | 01-22-2016 14:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Donald Trump really owes Sarah Palin, because he would never be a Presidential contender today if she had not so effectively lowered the bar in 2008.
←Rate | 01-21-2016 01:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Watching this Sarah Palin Rally for Trump:....Did this chick use the words 'Bequested' and 'Pusssyfooting' as verbs??? OMG...SNL rating is going to go thru the roof!!! ....
←Rate | 01-20-2016 14:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We Germans are happy to help and will give any American refugee who wants to flee from the US in case Trump becomes elected president
←Rate | 01-20-2016 08:37 Comments (3)  


   messageicon So Sarah Palin is endorsing Donald Trump. This just gets better and better doesn't it?
←Rate | 01-19-2016 19:40 by Vaterpop Comments (0)  


   messageicon Donald Trump has been running his pie hole for the last four months. And this has been one of the warmest winters in years. Coincidence?
←Rate | 01-11-2016 09:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The way Donald Trump think everyone is a killer, its safe to believe he was a cat in previous life.
←Rate | 12-31-2015 14:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can we get back on Trump.....who cares about Bill Cosby! oh wait Trumps eating jello
←Rate | 12-30-2015 15:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if Donald Trump's cell phone has comb-over minutes
←Rate | 12-27-2015 06:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon DONALD TRUMP CIRCUS - When you're waiting for a joke to be over but its taking forever, thanks to some idiots perpetuating it.
←Rate | 12-26-2015 02:12 Comments (0)  


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