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   messageicon Ya! Trump says one thing will work when it comes to N. Korea. Bomb the deal out of them. I support that!
←Rate | 10-08-2017 03:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just admit it you're acting like a baby! You're just mad because I'm the REAL SLIM SHADY!!! -Trump
←Rate | 10-12-2017 14:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Angela Merkel isn't convinced about the reputations of Trump and Weinstein..she says she's never been touched up by either of them!
←Rate | 10-18-2017 02:54 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jeff Flake voted against disaster relief for Hurricane Katrina. And the guy hates Trump. Now that's saying something.
←Rate | 10-25-2017 01:17 Comments (1)  


   messageicon If Trump is actually guilty in the Russia scandals then I will seriously commit suicide.
←Rate | 10-29-2017 15:04 by MAGAconservative Comments (3)  


   messageicon The NYC terror attack comes to you courtesy of the Democratic Party, Barry Obama and the judges he appointed, who've halted Pres. Trump from fulfilling his promise to secure our borders from Islamic terror.
←Rate | 11-01-2017 07:17 Comments (4)  


   messageicon Trump: " I prefer Coca-Cola " MSNBC: " Trump declares war on the whole Pepsi generation "
←Rate | 11-02-2017 12:14 Comments (2)  


   messageicon Over here is just as empty as Ivanka Trump women's empowerment speech in Tokyo.
←Rate | 11-03-2017 08:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Donna Brazille and Fauxcahontas both confirm Crooked Hillary rigged the DNC to win the nomination yet still lost the election. President Trump was right again. Dummy-crats still stupefied.
←Rate | 11-03-2017 12:31 by Sparky739 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump just told the prime minister of Japan why a country of samurai warriors did not shoot down the N. Korea missiles. This is better than any reality show, LOL!
←Rate | 11-05-2017 17:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I lived through Obama. You'll live through Trump.
←Rate | 11-13-2017 08:40 Comments (2)  


   messageicon Donald Trump is presidential; Jeff Sessions is honest; Roy Moore is a Christian; and Blake Shelton is the "Sexiest Man Alive." It's like America has totally stopped trying.
←Rate | 11-15-2017 14:00 Comments (1)  


   messageicon I bet you Trump pronounces the country 'Niger' with an extra "g" in the middle.
←Rate | 11-17-2017 07:32 Comments (2)  


   messageicon Donald Trump drinks water the same way squirrels eat nutz.
←Rate | 11-20-2017 13:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon This Thanksgiving, comedians, especially Alec Baldwin, should give thanks for Trump.
←Rate | 11-20-2017 17:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon White house report: Trump to pardon himself this week........ oh ! My mistake, it's a real turkey to be pardon.
←Rate | 11-20-2017 22:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Before you open your mouth about Trump, try to understand. No One Likes You.
←Rate | 11-20-2017 22:58 Comments (2)  


   messageicon Trump is telling 59,000 Haitians, currently living legally in the United States, to self-deport. Whats even more mind boggling is you people see nothing wrong with that? Why is he on a mission to target blacks???
←Rate | 11-21-2017 00:11 Comments (2)  


   messageicon Trump dies one good deed and he wants an Oscar for his performance. Whatever happened to staying humble?
←Rate | 11-21-2017 00:18 Comments (1)  


   messageicon After the Lavar Ball incidence, I now understand why Trump hates blacks.
←Rate | 11-21-2017 11:33 Comments (0)  


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