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   messageicon the first snow of spring is always the most beautiful
←Rate | 03-20-2013 21:34 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Mr. City Plow Guy, I'd like to actually go to work in the morning so for a change can you maybe not make another Giant Ice mound at the end of my Driveway? For an added bonus could you use some salt on my road instead of just flatting out the snow.
←Rate | 02-10-2010 23:58 by The FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon You think you've got problems? I dropped my cocaine in the snow this morning.
←Rate | 12-21-2010 07:09 by @clarkysj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Punxutawney Phil came back out today and wrote a message in the snow. It said, "April Fools!!"
←Rate | 04-01-2011 09:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well they put enough sand on the roads to where even if it doesn't snow it will still be a change of scenery and look like a beach .
←Rate | 02-03-2011 19:27 by San Antonio, TX Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm pretty sure all of the 7 dwarfs were named after a stage of Snow White's heroin addiction.
←Rate | 11-16-2011 12:15 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women ask for advice on what to wear and then end up wearing the exact opposite.. that's why I think Snow Pants and Leather Jackets are sexy as hell on them."
←Rate | 09-02-2010 14:14 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Snow on da ground.... Snow on da ground... drivin' like a fool when there's snow on da ground....look at ya now... car spinning 'round.... drivin' like a fool when there's snow on da ground...
←Rate | 01-29-2010 23:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Son, when I was your age we had to walk 50 miles uphill, in the snow with no shoes just to find out if hot, local singles were in the area"
←Rate | 11-23-2014 18:46 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dressed my snowman up as a security guard, and then I put him out in front of a snow bank.
←Rate | 12-10-2013 11:09 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everybody in Chicago is moaning about the snow. Um it is winter and it is Chicago, what dou you expect? Sunshine and lollipops?
←Rate | 02-03-2011 05:46 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What a lovely winter we're having this spring.
←Rate | 03-20-2014 13:43 by SC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Snow white lived with all those men & didn't once do any "favors" to get out of housework? Now THAT's a fairy tale.
←Rate | 10-18-2011 09:55 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon David Cameron has said that Britain is prepared 4 nuclear attacks from North Korea. David we weren't even prepared for snow in the winter
←Rate | 04-11-2013 11:11 by J.D. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Britain: The only nation that runs more efficiently through a world war than through a snow storm.
←Rate | 01-06-2010 09:49 by stehen smith Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just convinced the teen up the street that he needs to change the winter air out of his tires and put in summer air... Don't do dope, kids.
←Rate | 01-10-2014 17:52 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon We got two inches of snow last night and now I can't find my Smart Car.
←Rate | 11-27-2014 23:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My “we had to walk 5 miles uphill in the snow just to get to school” story will be about taking 4 hours to download an mp3 with a 28k modem in 1995.
←Rate | 02-22-2013 21:38 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Two winners for mega millions. One in Indiana and one in Michigan. I hope they both lose their tickets in the snow!
←Rate | 02-02-2011 05:48 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon would never hit an elderly person... but old man winter is really pushing his luck!
←Rate | 02-20-2010 11:59 Comments (0)  



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