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   messageicon its not team edward or Jacob its team necrophilliac or team beastiality
←Rate | 04-01-2010 20:53 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon If we hear a burglar stumbling around our house in the dark why do we yell out 'Who's There'? Do we really expect them to yell back their name?
←Rate | 11-26-2010 09:22 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Silence Is golden, Duct tape is sliver
←Rate | 03-06-2010 20:33 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon What would happen if you hired two private investigators to follow each other?
←Rate | 08-10-2013 15:56 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why are rubber duckies yellow when most real ducks are not?
←Rate | 07-03-2013 14:36 by Luka Comments (1)  


   messageicon Meaning of Internet fagget according To urban dictonary last I checked is Someone that acts Tough on internet sites but cant back any thing in real life
←Rate | 02-03-2010 01:11 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon £1|{3 0h m¥ 90Ð (4n ¥0µ $p34|{ 3n9£1$h
←Rate | 03-26-2010 16:26 by Luka Comments (5)  


   messageicon How come they always announce the reporters as reporting live from the scene? Has any of them reported dead from the scene before?
←Rate | 03-06-2012 14:58 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have been called annoying, not once, not twice, not three times not four times not five times not six times not seven times not eight times not nine times not ten times not eleven times not twelve times not thirteen times not even 14 times._.
←Rate | 01-01-2020 02:11 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon You cry I cry your happy I am happy you laugh I laugh you jump off a bridge I laugh even harder
←Rate | 02-19-2010 21:01 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I break up with you Why say I wont find anyone else like you If I wanted someone like you I wouldnt Break up with you
←Rate | 02-14-2010 23:14 by Luka Comments (1)  


   messageicon Harlem Shake....Off a cliff
←Rate | 07-03-2013 14:29 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do people look up when they think?
←Rate | 11-26-2010 09:21 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Flash mobs are so not what I thought. Now I've gotta go find my clothes.
←Rate | 11-27-2013 23:11 by luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon I READ Smoking is bad So I gave up smoking I read drinkiing was bad so I gave up drinking I heard Sex Was bad so I gave up on reading
←Rate | 02-11-2010 23:36 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon I swear to drunk I am not god
←Rate | 03-13-2010 11:44 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon She is my best freind You break her Heart I Break Your Face
←Rate | 04-13-2010 20:04 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Lord You have taken away my favourite actoress britney Murphy favourite Singer Mj and my favourite spokesman billy mays I just wanna say my favourite singer is lil wayne
←Rate | 02-16-2010 00:37 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ok Who Else Hates How Celebs become More Famous After death Example Chris Kanyon Gurrreo Britney murphey And MJ
←Rate | 04-04-2010 15:04 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ringing in the “New Year” apparently is not a valid excuse for showing up to work 3 hours late… in October.
←Rate | 10-28-2013 01:00 by luka Comments (0)  




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