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   messageicon If the NBA really wanted me to watch, they'd be play Football instead!!
←Rate | 06-17-2010 17:52 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If this aint the most ghetto-est NFL Superbowl ever.....
←Rate | 02-03-2013 21:00 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey girls,the best time to give a blowjob is when there's a football game on TV. It sounds like 50,000 people are cheering for you.
←Rate | 10-12-2015 00:57 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Beto is like the guy that gets cut from the High School football team and says now he's going to join the NFL
←Rate | 03-22-2019 10:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thinking they need to make pro football and basketball coaches wear uniforms like baseball coaches do.
←Rate | 10-27-2010 21:02 by KEVIN IN DALLAS Comments (0)  


   messageicon We get it, ESPN. The superbowl will be cold, you don't have to remind us every 5 minutes.
←Rate | 01-27-2014 16:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A man's New Year's resolution of no sex, no beer,no football,no nights out with the guys and no porn started today. He just got married..
←Rate | 01-01-2010 08:33 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish they would quit interupting the commercials with this lame football game!
←Rate | 02-03-2013 19:49 by Rainbow Bright Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's like my Fantasy Football players aren't listening to a single word of the speech I gave to my TV.
←Rate | 09-09-2012 15:34 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon the next time someone says nothing is impossible tell them to try dribbling a football
←Rate | 12-21-2009 16:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon what does the Vikings football team and the Metradome have in common? They both collapsed under pressure this year
←Rate | 12-12-2010 10:19 by Gatto Comments (0)  


   messageicon all of a sudden everyone is a football expert
←Rate | 01-24-2011 14:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon He left his fantasy football open and I rearranged his line up by how hot the players are. That’s how the fight started
←Rate | 09-15-2020 15:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do football players wait until the last 5 minutes of the 4th quarter to play with any real intensity?
←Rate | 01-19-2020 21:26 by Clamois Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thanks for all the birthday wishes. I also accept gifts in the form of beer, casual sex and football tickets.
←Rate | 06-01-2011 11:44 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon No NBA this year?! Great! I don't like watching overpaid athletes in baggy shorts run up and down a basketball court anyway. I'd rather watch overpaid athletes in tight pants run up and down a football field or around a diamond.
←Rate | 11-14-2011 14:48 by acreak Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was discussing NFL football with a friend when he asked ‘When was the last time the Redskins had a decent season?’ I replied ‘I think it was 1491, the year before Columbus discovered America.’
←Rate | 02-01-2014 12:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Penn State located in Happy Valley and they play football in Beaver Stadium....I so did not see this SEX Scandal coming.
←Rate | 11-10-2011 15:48 by clevezip Comments (0)  


   messageicon Philadelphia is out of batteries. Not sure if its cause of the hurricane or cause football season is about to start
←Rate | 08-28-2011 06:52 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon hears there may not be any football in 2011, and would like to thank the Dallas Cowboys for preparing us with no football in 2010.
←Rate | 11-04-2010 21:37 by Robert the Bruce Comments (0)  




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