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   messageicon If the NBA really wanted me to watch, they'd be play Football instead!!
←Rate | 06-17-2010 17:52 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If this aint the most ghetto-est NFL Superbowl ever.....
←Rate | 02-03-2013 21:00 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey girls,the best time to give a blowjob is when there's a football game on TV. It sounds like 50,000 people are cheering for you.
←Rate | 10-12-2015 00:57 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Beto is like the guy that gets cut from the High School football team and says now he's going to join the NFL
←Rate | 03-22-2019 10:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thinking they need to make pro football and basketball coaches wear uniforms like baseball coaches do.
←Rate | 10-27-2010 21:02 by KEVIN IN DALLAS Comments (0)  


   messageicon We get it, ESPN. The superbowl will be cold, you don't have to remind us every 5 minutes.
←Rate | 01-27-2014 16:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A man's New Year's resolution of no sex, no beer,no football,no nights out with the guys and no porn started today. He just got married..
←Rate | 01-01-2010 08:33 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish they would quit interupting the commercials with this lame football game!
←Rate | 02-03-2013 19:49 by Rainbow Bright Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's like my Fantasy Football players aren't listening to a single word of the speech I gave to my TV.
←Rate | 09-09-2012 15:34 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon the next time someone says nothing is impossible tell them to try dribbling a football
←Rate | 12-21-2009 16:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon what does the Vikings football team and the Metradome have in common? They both collapsed under pressure this year
←Rate | 12-12-2010 10:19 by Gatto Comments (0)  


   messageicon all of a sudden everyone is a football expert
←Rate | 01-24-2011 14:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon He left his fantasy football open and I rearranged his line up by how hot the players are. That’s how the fight started
←Rate | 09-15-2020 15:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do football players wait until the last 5 minutes of the 4th quarter to play with any real intensity?
←Rate | 01-19-2020 21:26 by Clamois Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thanks for all the birthday wishes. I also accept gifts in the form of beer, casual sex and football tickets.
←Rate | 06-01-2011 11:44 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon No NBA this year?! Great! I don't like watching overpaid athletes in baggy shorts run up and down a basketball court anyway. I'd rather watch overpaid athletes in tight pants run up and down a football field or around a diamond.
←Rate | 11-14-2011 14:48 by acreak Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was discussing NFL football with a friend when he asked ‘When was the last time the Redskins had a decent season?’ I replied ‘I think it was 1491, the year before Columbus discovered America.’
←Rate | 02-01-2014 12:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Penn State located in Happy Valley and they play football in Beaver Stadium....I so did not see this SEX Scandal coming.
←Rate | 11-10-2011 15:48 by clevezip Comments (0)  


   messageicon ust heard that half the French football team wants to throw up their hands in defeat and give up on World Cup while the other half of the team wants to join the Germans.
←Rate | 06-22-2010 09:48 Comments (1)  


   messageicon hears there may not be any football in 2011, and would like to thank the Dallas Cowboys for preparing us with no football in 2010.
←Rate | 11-04-2010 21:37 by Robert the Bruce Comments (0)  




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