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   messageicon [Jesus at Last Supper] *breaks bread* This is my body *pours wine* This is my blood *opens jar of mayo* Judas: I'm gonna stop you right there
←Rate | 01-31-2015 09:48 by Psycho Comments (0)  

   messageicon Did you know :Relationship Without Sex Helps you Focus on the Most Important things in a relationship like Cheating
←Rate | 08-20-2017 07:11 by psycho Comments (0)  

   messageicon Starting my weekend off right with a simmering rage. It's a beautiful day for violence!
←Rate | 11-06-2015 00:01 by Psycho Comments (0)  

   messageicon My wife said I couldn't finger paint and also she says that "Paint" is a stupid name for our cat
←Rate | 03-28-2015 13:01 by Psycho Comments (0)  

   messageicon Do you ever get the feeling that you're being watched? Because if it's bothering you, I'll stop.
←Rate | 01-25-2015 06:24 by Psycho Comments (0)  

   messageicon I think my new Stress Management plan is going to be alcoholism.
←Rate | 11-10-2017 00:22 by psycho Comments (0)  

   messageicon I bet if I flashed my hand grenade this guy would let me merge
←Rate | 10-25-2015 07:40 by Psycho Comments (0)  

   messageicon Nice try, but you're not getting rid of me that easily.
←Rate | 11-24-2014 08:39 by Psycho Comments (0)  

   messageicon Of course you can use bacon grease as furniture polish. *licks coffee table*
←Rate | 11-21-2017 00:11 by psycho Comments (0)  


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