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   messageicon whats the difference between love & a sandwich? I'm great at making a sandwich
←Rate | 03-15-2013 14:32 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon HAPPY HANGOVER DAY
←Rate | 01-01-2013 13:37 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon everyone hopes for a happy ending...except inmates
←Rate | 04-20-2012 03:24 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon It looks like everyone wants Jon Snow to play NFL...he wont bend a knee
←Rate | 09-27-2017 04:48 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon hope the women don't sue me for lying about my length too
←Rate | 01-26-2013 04:21 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon parents dont need energy drinks...they already have monsters that keep them awake all day
←Rate | 06-26-2012 00:43 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon conficious says it takes many nails to build a crib but only 1 SCREW to fill it
←Rate | 03-06-2012 05:38 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon my ex asked me if I want to go out for drinks. I cant find "share a Coke with Asshole"
←Rate | 08-06-2014 21:38 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon are we gonna hear it all day about the stupid date? ooohhhh the numbers are the same. all my cheerios are the same too but I dont tell everyone about it everytime it happens
←Rate | 12-12-2012 07:01 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon had a date tonight...& didnt need chloroform
←Rate | 09-20-2011 21:11 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon strong winds on the east coast....not Hurricane Sandy...its just congress in Washingoton DC blowing air out their mouths
←Rate | 10-29-2012 23:38 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon to the ppl thinknig facebook is really charging...send your payments to: (my name), Po box...
←Rate | 09-26-2011 01:24 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i've been looking for the key to happiness....apparently it isnt on my keyboard or my phone
←Rate | 02-11-2013 00:02 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if a worker gets fired & banned from the Lego company, have they been "blocked"?
←Rate | 04-07-2013 10:38 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon thought about being a gynecologist...i hear there's plenty of openings
←Rate | 01-13-2012 04:30 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon now when you go to a restaurant & say "im so hungry I could eat a horse" it might actually be on the menu
←Rate | 12-02-2011 19:48 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i hope Boeing makes Romney a special plane with his windows that go down....its gonna be the short plane
←Rate | 09-26-2012 19:49 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cerebrospinal fluid (facebook asks what's on my mind)
←Rate | 09-08-2012 17:00 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon my package finally came today. this is awesome....it means I have bubble wrap to play with
←Rate | 01-11-2013 15:35 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon doc told me to walk around the block everyday. I'm gonna set a lego in the floor & be back in 5 seconds
←Rate | 01-12-2011 00:55 by Eddy Comments (0)  



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