friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest.

   I saved over $1000.00 on Black Friday. I stayed home and didn't shop.

   To those who do not believe that war is the answer... Please enjoy your "Independence Day". Heck enjoy the whole weekend.

   ''Live this friday like it was your last.'' - The Mayans

   Quick!! Someone make a status update about tomorrow being Monday and how you're already counting down the days until the weekend is here...

   Friday is like a bra... You did your job all week, now it's time to take it off!... anyone need a hand??

   Great Black Friday deal!!! : Sleep..... $0

   I hate it when the people who owe me money post about how much they bought on Black Friday

   The movie “Noah” comes out this weekend. It follows the story of a family trying to survive God's wrath on a giant boat for months. Or as that's more commonly known, a Carnival Cruise.

   I'm astounded at how fast my "I survived Ebola" t-shirt got me to the front of the Black Friday lines this year..

   If you are the winner of Friday's $500 million Mega Millions jackpot can receive the winnings in one lump sum, yearly installments, or one tank of gas.

   So if you ever want to experience the closest thing to a zombie apocalypse, all you have to do is wait in line for Black Friday at your nearest Wal-Mart...

   February 15th. The Black Friday for Chocoholics.

   Why isnt there any black friday deals at the liquir store....

   Oops they got my order wrong again. I ordered an extra large weekend,hold the Monday. I'll wait in bed until they get it right!

   Economists are predicting that "black Friday" sales figures will pale in comparison to "the Mayans were wrong Saturday " sales figures...

   Thanks for the free weekend offer E-Harmony but my wife said I can't use it.

   I suspect the ancient Greeks would be horrified that we refer to 'laying on a couch all weekend watching a TV series' as a "marathon"…

   The Revolutionary War went on for like 8 years, yet we settle for a 3 day weekend? The founders would be so disappointed.

   I hope the person who invented the 5-day work week, with only a 2-day weekend, died alone and poor.