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   messageicon Easter egg hunts are fun but, some kids always get their eggs stolen by others. Also, I'm not allowed on the field this year.
←Rate | 04-15-2017 02:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon his own bunny rabbit and will name him George and hug him and pet him and squeeze him
←Rate | 04-24-2011 16:11 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon afros are comin back, thats cool......makes hiding easter eggs so much easier
←Rate | 04-05-2012 20:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am only going to say this once. I want the video involving me, the Cadbury Bunny and the marshmallow Peeps returned to me by tomorrow. No questions asked.
←Rate | 03-24-2013 19:16 by minnie haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon Easter can be just as much fun as an adult as it was as a child. Just paint and hide beer cans instead of eggs.
←Rate | 04-23-2011 23:52 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When is it a good time to mention the Easter holiday tradition of eggs and bunny rabbits are pagan fertility symbols and the words Easter, Easter Bunny, or Easter Egg appear nowhere in the Bible? Not this weekend then?.....
←Rate | 04-07-2012 15:49 by gil Comments (4)  


   messageicon He came hopping out of nowhere... I nearly spilled my beer, while I was driving along texting with the radio cranked up. Suddenly, I seen a flash of gray followed up with a "thump-thump!" Anyway Happy Easter! Sorry if you didn't get anything, my bad.
←Rate | 03-27-2016 09:20 by MDS Comments (1)  


   messageicon going to the Playboy mansion looking for the Easter Bunny!
←Rate | 04-04-2010 14:04 by Gnarleycharley Comments (0)  


   messageicon My mother used to hide the eggs in the same place every Easter... the dairy section of our local supermarket.
←Rate | 04-08-2012 18:57 by flinnie Comments (2)  


   messageicon The day after Easter should be known as Egg Salad Monday.
←Rate | 04-06-2012 17:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I saw a bald eagle carry away a bunny rabbit today, and I was like, "well, at least somebody gets to be held."
←Rate | 10-09-2016 04:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Easter this Sunday....The one day where I can say "I am putting all my EGGS in one basket!
←Rate | 04-17-2014 00:43 by oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wishing all a Happy Easter, and hoping the Easter Bunny craps out a huge chocolate filled egg for you!-)
←Rate | 04-01-2010 12:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just saw the Easter Bunny buying Easter Grass and Rolling Papers at the corner store.
←Rate | 03-25-2013 23:08 by Timber Comments (0)  


   messageicon hope it isnt wrong to put leftover Halloween candy in their Easter baskets.
←Rate | 04-20-2014 08:40 Comments (2)  


   messageicon Easter: The day Jesus slapped YOLO in the face.
←Rate | 03-28-2013 16:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon no easter bunnies were harmed in the making of this status
←Rate | 04-03-2010 18:07 by michellesmith@live.ca Comments (0)  


   messageicon must of had the laziest Easter Bunny come over to the house. He didn't bother to color or cook any of the eggs...plus he hid them all in my fridge.
←Rate | 03-31-2013 20:48 by Salty Walrus Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did anyone else ever wonder why the Easter Bunny gave away chocolate eggs? Last I checked, bunnies don't lay eggs. What kind of sick new species is this?
←Rate | 04-23-2011 23:54 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon How many days prior to Easter is the correct time to post a silly status about the Easter Bunny coming??? ... asking for a friend.
←Rate | 03-27-2015 19:58 Comments (0)  




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