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   messageicon You want to save a shtiload of money next Black Friday??? Stay Home!!!
←Rate | 11-23-2012 12:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When the world ends tomorrow, I hope it is after 5:00 pm, because I won't get paid for the holiday if I don't work Friday.
←Rate | 12-20-2012 04:54 by BOB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I took my Biology exam last Friday. I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Apparently "Blacks" and "Mexicans" were NOT the correct answers.
←Rate | 11-16-2011 11:14 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thursday doesn't even count as a day, it's just the thing that's blocking friday.
←Rate | 10-04-2012 07:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon i would like to thank you people for letting me know its friday every week its thoughts like this that keep me on facebook.
←Rate | 04-22-2011 05:08 by rob Comments (0)  


   messageicon I had no idea it was black Friday in Baltimore.
←Rate | 04-27-2015 22:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon not a Paraskevidekatriaphobic!!! Happy Friday The 13th everyone!!!
←Rate | 08-13-2010 03:36 by Rachael Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mon :( Tues :/ Wed :| Thurs :) Friday :D Sat ^.^ Sun -_-
←Rate | 09-08-2010 01:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friday, I've tried to see other days and none compare to you, I love you.
←Rate | 04-02-2010 13:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who wants to put on a bear costume and tear apart the tents of people camping outside a Best Buy for Black Friday?
←Rate | 11-22-2012 21:32 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon dear Friday, I'm ready..
←Rate | 09-29-2011 02:26 by gee Comments (0)  


   messageicon OK now I feel bad.... just saw muted footage of rioting in Egypt...and thought it was file footage of Black friday in the Wal Mart parking lot......
←Rate | 02-03-2011 17:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's Friday night... So many innocent beers have no idea what's coming for 'em.
←Rate | 05-18-2012 21:44 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's Friday the 13th. Good thing I'm not superstitious, it's unlucky to be superstitious...
←Rate | 12-13-2013 11:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon says Happy Friday @ 5:00 pm! If an ice cold, tall, 22 ounce Miller Lite is wrong, I dont wanna be right...
←Rate | 04-30-2010 17:09 by dfotravels Comments (0)  


   messageicon I saved $983.54 on Black Friday. I stayed home watched TV and didn't shop.
←Rate | 11-25-2016 17:25 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Black Friday? Don't they already get February?
←Rate | 11-22-2012 19:42 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Someone came up to me and said "T.G.I.F. Thank god its Friday!" I replied "S.H.I.T. Sorry hun,it's Thursday."
←Rate | 01-07-2010 12:24 by Lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ferguson is going to kick off their black Friday shopping events with the Darren Wilson verdict.
←Rate | 11-22-2014 08:39 by @mykelhawk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Black Friday: Where one day after giving thanks for what we have, we trample each other to buy what we don't.
←Rate | 11-18-2012 17:08 by dashell Comments (0)  



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