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   messageicon i would like to thank you people for letting me know its friday every week its thoughts like this that keep me on facebook.
←Rate | 04-22-2011 05:08 by rob Comments (0)  

   messageicon Watching Friday 13th - a load of awful make-up, on brain-dead 'zombies'. Hang on. Sorry, wrong channel that was "The View".
←Rate | 04-13-2012 11:10 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Black Friday is America's version of Running with the Bulls!
←Rate | 11-26-2010 05:19 by Jeff W Comments (0)  

   messageicon not a Paraskevidekatriaphobic!!! Happy Friday The 13th everyone!!!
←Rate | 08-13-2010 03:36 by Rachael Comments (0)  

   messageicon why dont gas stations have black friday specials
←Rate | 11-25-2011 01:18 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Transformation Tuesday! Throwback Thursday! Flashback Friday! Never underestimate a woman's ability to find a reason to post a selfie.
←Rate | 04-30-2014 14:24 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Friday, I've tried to see other days and none compare to you, I love you.
←Rate | 04-02-2010 13:04 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Mon :( Tues :/ Wed :| Thurs :) Friday :D Sat ^.^ Sun -_-
←Rate | 09-08-2010 01:35 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I feel like I'm livin out the movie friday in this damn recession.... Got cereal, no milk.. Got ham, no bread... Got koolaid, no sugar FML
←Rate | 07-29-2011 00:40 by Nikkj Comments (0)  

   messageicon Who wants to put on a bear costume and tear apart the tents of people camping outside a Best Buy for Black Friday?
←Rate | 11-22-2012 21:32 by BEGO Comments (0)  

   messageicon dear Friday, I'm ready..
←Rate | 09-29-2011 02:26 by gee Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's Friday night... So many innocent beers have no idea what's coming for 'em.
←Rate | 05-18-2012 21:44 by BEGO Comments (0)  

   messageicon OK now I feel bad.... just saw muted footage of rioting in Egypt...and thought it was file footage of Black friday in the Wal Mart parking lot......
←Rate | 02-03-2011 17:08 Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's Friday the 13th. Good thing I'm not superstitious, it's unlucky to be superstitious...
←Rate | 12-13-2013 11:29 Comments (0)  

   messageicon says Happy Friday @ 5:00 pm! If an ice cold, tall, 22 ounce Miller Lite is wrong, I dont wanna be right...
←Rate | 04-30-2010 17:09 by dfotravels Comments (0)  

   messageicon I saved $983.54 on Black Friday. I stayed home watched TV and didn't shop.
←Rate | 11-25-2016 17:25 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Someone came up to me and said "T.G.I.F. Thank god its Friday!" I replied "S.H.I.T. Sorry hun,it's Thursday."
←Rate | 01-07-2010 12:24 by Lemonpillow Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ferguson is going to kick off their black Friday shopping events with the Darren Wilson verdict.
←Rate | 11-22-2014 08:39 by @mykelhawk Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's Thursday, which is "Friday Eve" in Optimisian.
←Rate | 09-29-2011 18:53 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Black Friday: Where one day after giving thanks for what we have, we trample each other to buy what we don't.
←Rate | 11-18-2012 17:08 by dashell Comments (0)  

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