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   messageicon My safe word is "Will you marry me?"
←Rate | 03-24-2016 01:32 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon “I've dissected our earlier conversation and I think I might be mad at you.” - WOMEN
←Rate | 02-14-2016 11:52 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I miss the good old days before social media when adults acted like four year olds in private.
←Rate | 01-18-2016 12:36 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Let me stop you right there. You just made me think of a status.
←Rate | 01-16-2016 12:45 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Could you imagine knowing someone interesting enough to actually want to talk on the phone? Me neither.
←Rate | 12-16-2015 09:47 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Have as much sex as possible while you're still single. You can abstain when you get married.
←Rate | 12-10-2015 10:43 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon They called it boxing because fisting was already taken.
←Rate | 12-02-2015 12:03 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I listen to gangsta rap sprinkled with a little Adele. Will I murder you? Will I buy you a puppy? You never know.
←Rate | 11-29-2015 23:53 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon anyone else gonna run for President or is this all we have?
←Rate | 11-28-2015 12:29 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Compliments are for women. Accusations are for men.
←Rate | 11-20-2015 09:50 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only time I believe in luck is when a married man has sex.
←Rate | 11-18-2015 13:29 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Gf: are you crying right now? Me: *hides Adele's new album* what? hell no. Real men don't cry babe.
←Rate | 11-13-2015 01:18 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not now kids. I'm managing my online empire.
←Rate | 11-12-2015 14:12 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Taking care of your drunk friends inadvertently prepares you to be a father or mother.
←Rate | 11-11-2015 12:26 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You changed your profile picture and I changed my mind.
←Rate | 11-07-2015 01:58 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Candy Crush just sold for $6 billion in case anyone is looking for a reason to join ISIS
←Rate | 11-04-2015 01:17 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon For you to insult me, I first have to acknowledge your existence.
←Rate | 10-28-2015 14:25 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A woman told me that I was right today. Did hell finally freeze over?
←Rate | 10-20-2015 11:37 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Avoiding responsibility one bottle of vodka at a time.
←Rate | 10-20-2015 11:08 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some of you ladies really need more practice hiding your crazy, at least until he marries you.
←Rate | 10-06-2015 13:47 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  



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