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   messageicon Monday sure is an awful way to spend 1/7th of our life......
←Rate | 04-18-2011 06:28 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon FYI Nic Cage, If you keep telling police to arrest you, eventually they will do it....Hope the judge throws a book at him, you know one that has good scripts & acting tips in it!
←Rate | 04-16-2011 13:35 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Clearly - Tiger Woods is getting laid again......
←Rate | 04-10-2011 17:45 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon News Flash: Bears in Yosemite rejoicing over possible government shutdown.
←Rate | 04-08-2011 14:50 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Government Shutdown Day everyone!!
←Rate | 04-08-2011 14:32 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Cavs win twice, the Tribe sweeps Boston, the Heat lose and LeBron's mom gets arrested. You can't deny that KARMA Cleveland.......
←Rate | 04-07-2011 15:17 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Obama re-election: Beyond 'Hope' and 'Change' ... Now its 'Poverty and Debt'........
←Rate | 04-04-2011 06:37 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Travel Tip: Don't fly on Southwest, unless you like your airplanes with sunroofs........
←Rate | 04-04-2011 06:13 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Neighbor not a radioactive zombie. Btw, completely unrelated, but any ideas for an "I'm sorry" gift for someone in hospital.......
←Rate | 04-01-2011 16:11 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm saving my April fools joke for tomorrow. No one will see them coming...... ; )
←Rate | 04-01-2011 13:28 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon I poured milk on my Cheerios this morning and they turned into Fruit Loops......But hey, there is no need for concern : )
←Rate | 04-01-2011 07:14 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Reminder: National Atheist's Day April 1st.......
←Rate | 03-31-2011 11:47 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry friends......But from the advice of my lawyer, it's in my best interest not to try out Facebook's new 'Questions' feature tonight : (
←Rate | 03-28-2011 14:02 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon (_̅_̲̲̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅̅_̅__̅_̅_̅()~~~ passs it!!!
←Rate | 03-26-2011 00:27 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is Obama so interested in "liberating" Libya anyways, is he planning a vacation there?
←Rate | 03-23-2011 06:57 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is President Obama out of the country and on vacation when this Charlie Sheen thing is still playing out?
←Rate | 03-22-2011 13:58 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Party like a rockstar is no longer acceptable. You party like Charlie Sheen, or you don't party at all !
←Rate | 03-21-2011 13:31 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Supermoon is awesome!!! Oh wait, that's a streetlight.....
←Rate | 03-20-2011 00:07 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon France, once again, takes up the fight in the defense of freedom and liberty.....
←Rate | 03-19-2011 14:04 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎ So, did France like lose at rock, paper, scissors or something? I mean France?
←Rate | 03-19-2011 13:38 by Bill Comments (0)  




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