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   messageicon ...Dear Katy Perry: there were girls around with nice boobs before you were born. there will be girls around with nice boobs after you die. get over yourself, please.
←Rate | 10-24-2010 11:20 by mickeybruce Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...thinks animal testing is a terrible idea. they get all nervous and give the wrong answers anyway
←Rate | 10-23-2010 17:35 by mickeybruce Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...the good news: the Rangers are going to the Finals!! the bad news: wrong Rangers :(
←Rate | 10-23-2010 10:16 by mickeybruce Comments (0)  


   messageicon still has Circus Peanuts left over from Halloween 1956. Yum!
←Rate | 10-21-2010 10:12 by mickeybruce Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...Sorry, Christine O'Donnell, you are NOT smarter than a 5th grader. Thank you for playing, please accept these lovely parting gifts, and GTFO.
←Rate | 10-19-2010 17:54 by mickeybruce Comments (0)  


   messageicon can't understand the the problem with "Don't Ask Don't Tell" - the Catholic Church has been using it for hundreds of years, and it's never been a problem
←Rate | 10-19-2010 10:13 by mickeybruce Comments (0)  


   messageicon R.E.M. just recorded a new version of their '90s classic "Everybody Hurts" especially for their older fans. New title: "Everything Hurts"
←Rate | 10-18-2010 11:01 by mickeybruce Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...so the stumbling Cowboys play the bumbling Vikings on Sunday. Uh oh. Somebody gonna be 1-4.
←Rate | 10-15-2010 18:43 by mickeybruce Comments (0)  



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