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   messageicon When an ignorant person feels that he won an argument he loses. When he loses an argument, he actually wins knowledge.
←Rate | 04-18-2015 19:12 by jitney Comments (1)  


   messageicon Harrison Ford was lucky. Ten yards left and he's out of bounds. That's a one shot penalty, and he'd had to retake his emergency landing.
←Rate | 03-06-2015 22:43 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Stupid Left Shark takes one misstep during a Super Bowl and now he is famous " - Right Shark(-_-)
←Rate | 02-03-2015 14:47 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon I realized Freedom of speech has an expiration date... -Not valid when your in a position of influence, not valid when its being use as a weapon, and definitely not valid when I've got to listen to my wife!
←Rate | 01-13-2015 04:40 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not sure if I am getting older or if kids today are just getting retarded?....
←Rate | 01-06-2015 03:48 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why are there no mirrors in the self checkout?.....Slow people, take your time to get that jokke....
←Rate | 11-17-2014 20:00 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a baby comes out with an Afro, is that considered Natural child birth?
←Rate | 11-17-2014 16:09 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Walked into Walmart and met a woman who had one callus on her toe. Does that make her a unicorn? Imagine that You can see unicorns at Walmart
←Rate | 11-17-2014 01:13 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Should Dave Ramsey's website take credit cards?.... I wonder...
←Rate | 11-17-2014 01:07 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon I sometimes wonder.... Is the word tofu, short for " tried-to-fool ya?"
←Rate | 11-17-2014 00:47 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever I go to a stripclub I piont at the most slutttiest girl and say, "Hey I know you.... I use to go to church with you!"
←Rate | 10-19-2014 22:27 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.
←Rate | 10-19-2014 16:17 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I have to text you first every time we talk, then I'm just goign to drop and block you!
←Rate | 10-19-2014 01:10 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon it me or this presidency has experienced more Virus out break since AIDS? Remember the Swine Flu, bird Flu, Housing Bubble Flu, Bank bail out Flu, and my favorite was when Congress Flew
←Rate | 10-03-2014 19:52 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can some tell my wife......Crying is blackmailing Yes, of the simplest and most straightforward form.
←Rate | 10-02-2014 00:20 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon I feel a jokeke for Chris Brown and Ray Rice Rice coming up. hmmm...maybe after I finish this Brown Rice, I'll knock it out!
←Rate | 09-09-2014 18:21 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon I beat my chess opponent in less than five moves with the chair I was sitting on!
←Rate | 09-09-2014 18:18 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon I rather read the software license agreement for my computer than some peoples Facebook status drama on my newfeeds
←Rate | 09-07-2014 16:32 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if Joan Rivers is an organ donor or a mannequin donor? ....
←Rate | 09-04-2014 21:25 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon An ancient tampon was found in a cave in the Yucatan... Archaeologists are not sure which period it's from. The Doctor said, he saw something like that during Joans Rivers operation!
←Rate | 09-04-2014 18:32 by jitney Comments (0)  




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