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   messageicon Losing friends and alienating people, one day at a time!
←Rate | 08-22-2011 14:32 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Summer is the season when a man thinks he can cook better on an outdoor grill than his wife can on an indoor stove
←Rate | 08-21-2011 13:18 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Going to Walmart because Target requires a shower.
←Rate | 08-13-2011 13:34 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just saw a guy using a payphone. I can only assume he's being told where to deliver the ransom money.
←Rate | 08-02-2011 12:35 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon At least clean up the bathroom before taking your profile picture in there.
←Rate | 08-02-2011 12:32 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some open minds should be closed for repairs.
←Rate | 08-02-2011 12:30 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon I understand the concept of cooking and cleaning but now how it applies to me.
←Rate | 08-02-2011 12:29 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch.
←Rate | 08-01-2011 11:37 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
←Rate | 08-01-2011 11:14 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
←Rate | 07-25-2011 11:15 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people make me understand why monkeys throw their poo.
←Rate | 07-21-2011 11:07 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mothers are those wonderful people who can get up in the morning before the smell of coffee.
←Rate | 07-20-2011 11:28 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay, the mice throw themselves on the traps.
←Rate | 07-13-2011 14:56 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Excuses are like backsides. Everybody's got one and they all stink.
←Rate | 07-13-2011 14:52 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today........"WORK" is a 4 letter word!!
←Rate | 07-08-2011 16:10 by CJ Comments (2)  


   messageicon A*s....its the theme of the day! I feel like it, look like it, hopefully don't smell like it and probably am one!
←Rate | 07-03-2011 12:42 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well well well Mr. Sun, It's about time your lazy a$$ showed up for work!!
←Rate | 07-01-2011 14:39 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon A positive to being overweight: you fill the bathtub up real quick, and save money on your water bill.
←Rate | 06-27-2011 11:06 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey, to any friend that has has ever helped me out THANKS, I'm sure I've told you before but I have just been thinking about all that other have done for me and I really appreciate it !!!! THANK YOU !!!
←Rate | 06-11-2011 14:46 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon A friend is like a good bra: hard to find, comfortable, supportive, always lifts you up, makes you look better, never lets you down or leaves you hanging, and always close to your heart.
←Rate | 06-06-2011 13:56 by CJ Comments (0)  




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