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   messageicon 24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ...coincidence?
←Rate | 04-17-2012 23:03 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
←Rate | 04-17-2012 23:02 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Televangelists: The Pro Wrestlers of religion
←Rate | 04-17-2012 23:02 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
←Rate | 04-17-2012 23:00 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol
←Rate | 04-17-2012 23:00 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon For those Commie North Korean rocket scientists, how quick it is to go from VIP to RIP...
←Rate | 04-13-2012 10:36 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Seeking a meaningful, romantic and deep overnight relationship... PM inbox for details... P.S. With Gas price at $4.25 a gallon, I'm not coming over "just to chill"
←Rate | 04-10-2012 07:03 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you are in very psychological relationship... Make sure (s)he's psycho and you're logical
←Rate | 04-10-2012 06:58 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon If all men are pigs and they are all the same, then why does it take so damn long for women to choose one?
←Rate | 04-10-2012 00:08 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh WoW! You've dropped out of school to pursue your dreams? Really? How brave!!!.... Now…I'll have a number 3, no cheese, extra Jalapenos and diet Pepsi to go…
←Rate | 04-09-2012 18:13 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies: Never die a virgin! Apparently when you get to heaven a virgin you get to be one of the 70 wives of a suicide bomber…
←Rate | 04-09-2012 18:07 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Syrian President Bashar Assad: if you are going to use human shields to protect yourself from rebel attacks, may I suggest using Snookie, Justin Bieber and Kardashians?
←Rate | 04-06-2012 06:47 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd love to get a hold of Mitt Romney and ask him who does his taxes…
←Rate | 04-04-2012 18:20 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon A furniture for my mother in law's birthday??? Thank you honey... I think coffin just sounds right...
←Rate | 04-04-2012 18:11 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear FB Friend #253. If you have a problem with me for “being politically incorrect and insensitive to other people's feelings”, please write it nicely on a piece of paper, then type it, put it in an envelope, fold it , stamp it and shove it up your
←Rate | 03-29-2012 17:51 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dick Cheney underwent a heart transplant operation??? Wow! That proves he did have heart in the first place...
←Rate | 03-25-2012 11:54 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you don't think anyone loves you or cares about you, gimme me a call...I'll confirm that for you! (The Confirmation Service, 1-800-I-CONFIRM)
←Rate | 03-20-2012 19:37 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know some men got the craving for gold and silver. Others need lots of nice cars and thrill. And there're those that got the weakness for whiskey and women. When you boil it all down, what does a man really need? Just a smoke and a cup of coffee…
←Rate | 03-15-2012 16:43 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Money cannot buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
←Rate | 03-15-2012 08:43 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wow Justin Bieber still well and alive... Only in US and God Bless America! In most of countries, guys like him don't get to make it to sweet 16...
←Rate | 03-09-2012 18:44 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  



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