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   messageicon The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.
←Rate | 01-25-2011 17:36 by Will Comments (4)  


   messageicon We have all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the internet, we know this is not true.
←Rate | 01-25-2011 17:21 by Will Comments (2)  


   messageicon Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.
←Rate | 01-25-2011 17:04 by Will Comments (1)  


   messageicon Life's a b!tch, because if it were a slut, it'd be easy.
←Rate | 01-25-2011 16:35 by Will Comments (1)  


   messageicon Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
←Rate | 01-25-2011 16:18 by Will Comments (4)  


   messageicon Dear Algebra, All year you made me try to find your X !!! Listen buddy...She's not coming back....So please get over it and move on!!
←Rate | 01-25-2011 13:43 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just read last year 4,153,237 ppl got married. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?
←Rate | 01-25-2011 13:33 by Will Comments (2)  


   messageicon (1)Google Translate (2)Type,"Will Justin Bieber ever hit puberty" (3)Eng 2 Vietnamese (4)Copy/Paste the Vietnamese Words (5)Vietnamese 2 English
←Rate | 01-25-2011 13:31 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just change the name of my ipod to The Titanic. So whenever I plug it in to my computer it says the titanic is syncing.
←Rate | 01-25-2011 13:27 by Will Comments (3)  


   messageicon Boy sees his mom and dad having sex. Dad says "were making you a brother." Boy replies " do her doggy style, I rather have a puppy.".
←Rate | 01-25-2011 12:41 by Will Comments (4)  


   messageicon I changed the name of my hard drive to 'that thang,' so once a month, my computer asks me if I wanna back that that thang up.
←Rate | 01-24-2011 08:07 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thinks that Facebook should change the status question from "What's on your mind?" to "What's your problem today?"
←Rate | 01-23-2011 11:16 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've probably learned more from Google than I have from school.
←Rate | 01-23-2011 11:09 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hi I'm the T-Mobile My Touch 4G. Since Apple gave Verison the IPhone and not us, we feel salty and are going to attack them in every commercial.
←Rate | 01-23-2011 11:06 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can someone please tell mew when tv becomes "new" again? Everything claims "all new" but all I see is the same old garbage.
←Rate | 01-22-2011 22:08 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing. Then I can continue killing you with beer.
←Rate | 01-22-2011 17:49 by Will Comments (1)  


   messageicon You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.
←Rate | 01-22-2011 17:45 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey, just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!
←Rate | 01-22-2011 17:42 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon Angry Birds is going to be turned into an animated series. If it's anything like the game an episode will be 30 seconds long, played 20 times in a row, and sure to piss people off.
←Rate | 01-21-2011 08:09 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
←Rate | 01-20-2011 09:54 by Will Comments (0)  




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