Tim Funny Status Messages

   doesn't think both of the Dr.'s hands belong on my shoulders during the prostate exam.

   stealing mannequin legs -- the make great stocking stuffers.

   doesn't believe "meat curtain" is an appropriate reference for a woaman's parts. But he has to admit, an Arby's "Big Montana" bears a striking resembelance.

   liking ones own status is a sign of self esteem. (X likes this)

   Did you see the new scratch off Lotto tickets at the Quikee mart? The jackpot is a Nobel peace prize!

   wishes my lawn was suicidal, then maybe it would cut itself!

   thinks that they should change the name of Starbucks to Fivebucks

   not lazy, he's just phsycially conservative.

   so he thinks he can make the desicion to change our healthcare over night, comin from a guy who took three months to decide on the color of his new bed room, and 6 months on a dog....

   was thrown out of a casino for misunderstanding the use of a crap table.

   wants a Sunggie made out of ShamWow material

   microwaving metal objects.