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   messageicon Men may have created fire but women have discovered the art of playing with it..
←Rate | 03-23-2010 12:18 by Samir Momin Comments (1)  


   messageicon I was blown away when I realised the word ' OK ' is a side ways person,...
←Rate | 03-22-2010 18:33 by Samir Momin Comments (5)  


   messageicon I get worried when I see a pattern on my multiple choice sheet....
←Rate | 03-22-2010 18:27 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon My name is_____ and I can never find a key chain with my name on it...
←Rate | 03-22-2010 18:23 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon I didn't change, I just grew up. You should try it sometime....
←Rate | 03-22-2010 18:17 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon I stick my leg out of my covers when its hot, but then I feel unprotected.
←Rate | 03-22-2010 15:20 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would take a bullet for u.. Not the head but like in the leg or something....
←Rate | 03-22-2010 13:21 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why Do Guys Cheat On Pretty Girls With Ugly Ones....?
←Rate | 03-22-2010 12:44 by Samir Momin Comments (7)  


   messageicon Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred...
←Rate | 03-21-2010 14:45 by Samir Momin Comments (5)  


   messageicon The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
←Rate | 03-21-2010 14:39 by Samir Momin Comments (1)  


   messageicon Right now, my bracket is like a drunken one-night stand: sloppy but still doable....
←Rate | 03-21-2010 14:28 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon YOU LOOK LIKE I NEED ANOTHER DRINK....
←Rate | 03-20-2010 00:09 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon A RECENT POLICE STUDY FOUND THAT YOU'RE MUCH MORE LIKELY TO GET SHOT BY A FAT COP IF YOU RUN....
←Rate | 03-19-2010 23:59 by Samir Momin Comments (9)  


   messageicon When one person suffers from delusion, it is called insanity.When many people suffer from delusion, it is called religion....
←Rate | 03-19-2010 17:30 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon I TOOK A DRUG TEST THE OTHER DAY AND THE TEST RESULTS CAME BACK NEGATIVE. WHICH MEANS MY DEALER HAS SOME F*CKING EXPLAINING TO DO...
←Rate | 03-18-2010 16:12 by Samir Momin Comments (2)  


   messageicon For English: Press 1, Para Espanol: Move to mexico...
←Rate | 03-18-2010 13:03 by Samir Momin Comments (4)  


   messageicon stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house but two people died...
←Rate | 03-18-2010 12:59 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't waste money on expensive ipods. Simply think of your favourite tune and hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", think of another song you like and hum that instead......
←Rate | 03-18-2010 12:41 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon YAWN so I can see if you're the one...
←Rate | 03-17-2010 13:43 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Have you ever noticed that Gatorade doesn't work on guys who suck?
←Rate | 03-17-2010 13:40 by Samir Momin Comments (1)  




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