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   messageicon assumes "don't try this at home" really means do it at a friend's house or when your parents aren't around.
←Rate | 01-25-2013 13:00 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon has never been able to watch Finding Nemo all the way through in one sitting due to it's frequent use of the "N" word.
←Rate | 01-24-2013 19:08 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sex on a cruise ship means the ocean does all the work. Ocean sex rules!!! Go to hell land sex!!!
←Rate | 01-24-2013 15:05 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon a fun afternoon planned. Will be playing "Duck, duck, goose" with actual ducks and geese followed by few games of Chinese Checkers against actual Chinese people.
←Rate | 01-23-2013 14:58 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon would probably be classified as a lesbian if it was only based on how much you enjoy eating muffins and cookies.
←Rate | 01-20-2013 15:01 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon likes to start every first date by saying "If this goes well, we might have a baby in 9 months".
←Rate | 01-18-2013 15:12 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Being good at spelling is like knowing how to draw a really cool dragon. Unless you are a tattoo artist, no one cares. Skin doesn't auto correct!
←Rate | 01-15-2013 15:00 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon didn't take sex ed growing up and had to figure things out on his own ...with a can of Crisco and a shot glass. That's the natural way!
←Rate | 01-07-2013 15:02 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Two things some people can't live without, God and the internet, are everywhere and all-knowing. But only one of them gives you naked woman anytime you want.
←Rate | 01-06-2013 12:23 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders what guys did before baseball was created to tell how far they had gone with a girl.
←Rate | 01-05-2013 12:26 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon there is nothing worse than a woman coming up with a nickname for your junk, getting confused and calling it Dad.
←Rate | 12-13-2012 16:15 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon a great way to get over someone: plan ahead. Make a list of their faults so if you breakup you can console yourself with their many weaknesses.
←Rate | 12-13-2012 16:10 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon likes to pretend he is in a parade when he is stuck in traffic.
←Rate | 12-10-2012 16:07 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon jealous of his parents because he will never have a kid as awesome as theirs.
←Rate | 12-08-2012 15:13 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon wishes exercising was just as easy to do as eating is.
←Rate | 12-07-2012 18:07 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon A picture is like a thousand words so if your profile photo is bad, it's like reading the word ugly a thousand times.
←Rate | 12-07-2012 17:13 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sex, Food, Sleep, & Poops. General male happiness depends on how good these 4 things are at any given time.
←Rate | 12-07-2012 17:13 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon I once asked an old man: Which is more important to love or to be loved? He replied: which is more important to a bird, the left wing or the right wing?
←Rate | 12-05-2012 18:38 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon When the past calls, let it go to voicemail. It has nothing new to say..
←Rate | 12-04-2012 16:05 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life has no remote. You have to get up and change it yourself.
←Rate | 12-04-2012 16:02 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  




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