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   messageicon Thanks arms for being by my side. Thanks legs for all the support. Thanks middle fingers for sticking up for me!
←Rate | 07-27-2014 20:00 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am proud to say that I have completed the 1st item on my bucket list... I got the bucket
←Rate | 07-27-2014 15:41 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I thought fifty shades of grey was a book about the color on us old people hair
←Rate | 07-25-2014 18:39 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only thing worse than a male chauvinistic pig is a woman that won’t do as she is told
←Rate | 05-27-2014 11:09 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Non-religious people are idiots
←Rate | 04-19-2014 14:47 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've took notice my Wife keeps scribbling in her diary that she thinks I'm to nosey
←Rate | 04-18-2014 12:01 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Most of the lies I tell aren't even true!
←Rate | 04-18-2014 12:00 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've always pictured myself taking selfies.
←Rate | 04-16-2014 08:36 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Be kind to your dentist because he has fillings too.
←Rate | 04-16-2014 08:35 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon So, all theses years I thought it was the dyer making my shirts not fit. now I'm pretty sure it the refrigerator.
←Rate | 04-16-2014 06:58 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you lose your hearing, is it ear replaceable?
←Rate | 04-14-2014 08:57 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon The stripper was getting tired of the same old thong and dance.
←Rate | 04-14-2014 07:21 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
←Rate | 04-14-2014 07:19 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everyone loved Jack-in-the-box as kids. now I'm older I like mine in the bottle
←Rate | 04-08-2014 12:17 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'
←Rate | 04-08-2014 11:15 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women just complain I mean gripe I mean argue I ........I mean women are smart honey
←Rate | 04-06-2014 21:06 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Odd how all the 'intelligent life finding instruments' are pointed away from earth.
←Rate | 04-06-2014 20:58 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Going vegetarian is a missed steak.......sorry had to
←Rate | 04-06-2014 20:56 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Turns out, pounding a wooden stake through a vampire's heart works even if the guy's not a vampire.
←Rate | 04-06-2014 20:55 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife just put me in charge of obeying her.
←Rate | 04-06-2014 20:53 by MWC Comments (0)  




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