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   messageicon When I get married: we're having all kinds of sex.. Where you been Sex..Random Sex.. Angry Sex.. We're out of sugar Sex...After eating KFC Sex
←Rate | 01-08-2013 16:47 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place and they are good to go
←Rate | 01-08-2013 16:45 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon No matter how busy you get, never forget the importance of family
←Rate | 01-08-2013 16:21 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon The fear of being hurt in a relationship usually causes you to stay single.
←Rate | 01-08-2013 14:09 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a girl says, "I hate drama" there is a 99% chance she is a huge drama queen.
←Rate | 01-08-2013 14:07 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh so you're a model? Who's your agent, Instagram?
←Rate | 01-07-2013 16:30 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would of had a better comeback but I left the come back in your mother
←Rate | 01-06-2013 16:39 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Roses are red violets are blue, porn hub is down. So your mother's Facebook will do
←Rate | 01-06-2013 13:06 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is it called common sense? it should be called sense because it's not that common any more
←Rate | 01-05-2013 13:46 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women go for bad boys then wonder why they get hurt, afterwards the good guys are forced to repair a broken heart they didn't even cause
←Rate | 01-02-2013 14:49 by Jackoo Comments (1)  


   messageicon Never ignore a person who loves you and cares for you. One day you may realise you've lost the moon while busy counting the stars.
←Rate | 01-01-2013 12:58 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Somebody died last night, but I didn't, somebody didn't wake up this morning, but I did, I'm not lucky, I'm blessed
←Rate | 01-01-2013 12:56 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it's cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick
←Rate | 12-30-2012 11:08 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are 3 types of females in this world. There are ladies you introduce to your mother, there are women you introduce to your friends and there are girls you show the door to
←Rate | 12-22-2012 14:21 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If someone won't lift a finger to call you, see you or spend time with you then it's time for you to lift five fingers and wave goodbye
←Rate | 12-19-2012 16:35 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning and the next day I do it all over again.
←Rate | 12-19-2012 16:14 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Money does not change people it only shows their true character whether being generous or selfish
←Rate | 12-17-2012 18:00 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon The girls that say that all guys want is sex, are usually the ones who have only that to offer.
←Rate | 12-17-2012 15:15 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon When your girlfriend says do what ever you want. Do not do what ever you want!
←Rate | 12-10-2012 15:19 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd rather watch a candle melt than play a game on Facebook
←Rate | 12-10-2012 12:56 by Jackoo Comments (0)  




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