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   messageicon Ran into her ex today...put it in reverse and got his new girlfriend, too!!! ;)
←Rate | 10-12-2010 18:25 by Heather25 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Makeover?? Honey you need to be ran over!!
←Rate | 10-12-2010 18:17 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You and your rumors...you both get around. ;)
←Rate | 10-12-2010 18:15 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Today was a good day. I didn't have to slap anybody."
←Rate | 10-12-2010 18:14 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering: do doggies ever do it people-style???
←Rate | 10-12-2010 18:02 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder what would happen if everyone decided to call in sick on Monday..
←Rate | 10-11-2010 19:03 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You ever fire up your leaf blower and blow your neighbor's chihuahua down the street??
←Rate | 10-11-2010 18:58 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am sorry we fought. I hate it when you're wrong.
←Rate | 10-11-2010 18:51 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Was playing air guitar and ripped her spandex while doing a mock stage dive off the sofa!!
←Rate | 10-11-2010 18:48 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon For those of you who like to STIR THE POT..be sure you get a good grip on the handle!!
←Rate | 10-11-2010 18:44 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon anything more annoying then a stupid person who clearly doesn't know they are stupid!?
←Rate | 10-11-2010 18:42 by Heather25 Comments (1)  


   messageicon You're not ugly, your simply hard to look at...that's ALL!!
←Rate | 10-10-2010 19:38 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well then....whatever cranks your tractor.
←Rate | 10-10-2010 19:17 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Please irritate me. I would LOVE to see how badly it ends for you. ;)
←Rate | 10-10-2010 18:59 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't get me wrong, I totally hear what you're saying, I just don't give a d*mn.
←Rate | 10-09-2010 20:28 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If anybody asks, I was on Facebook all night tonight, okay? Thanks for having my back, everyone.
←Rate | 10-09-2010 20:25 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't you hate that moment when you think to yourself, why did I just say that?
←Rate | 10-09-2010 20:23 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder how police on bikes arrest people, "Alright, get in the basket."
←Rate | 10-09-2010 20:13 by Heather25 Comments (2)  


   messageicon The GOLDEN rule in my house is...IF it's funny your not in trouble.
←Rate | 10-09-2010 20:08 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I open the fridge and stare at the contents for no reason at all.
←Rate | 10-09-2010 20:05 by Heather25 Comments (0)  




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