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   messageicon I almost caused an accident trying to open a piece of candy. Can you imagine dying over a Lemon Starburst? #ultimatefail
←Rate | 06-04-2012 15:40 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I currently have six quarters jingling in my front left pocket designated as "spares".
←Rate | 05-25-2012 12:15 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Like if you ever had High School friends hook you up that worked at fast food places.
←Rate | 05-19-2012 00:43 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey FB friend, the only time I've acknowledged you ever was thirty seconds after I accepted your friend request I scanned through your photos with negative results.
←Rate | 05-18-2012 00:04 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friendly Advice: If you run out of Chapstick, just use chicken sh!t. It doesn't help your chapped lips, but it keeps you from licking them.
←Rate | 05-17-2012 16:12 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon there anything worse than being in a quiet break-room with someone eating something crunchy?
←Rate | 05-16-2012 15:25 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Teach me to fish...With the price of fishing licences, it would be cheaper to just buy the little b@stards!
←Rate | 05-16-2012 12:27 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Signing off, my Wife says I need to finish my bath. Peace out Peeps
←Rate | 05-15-2012 22:52 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon My biggest fear is that FB will rat on on me and post "So&So is listening to Hall and Oats on IHeart Radio".
←Rate | 05-10-2012 16:41 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never "hood-slide" like Bo Duke on a hot summer day wearing cut-off jean shorts....
←Rate | 05-10-2012 16:33 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon believes every road in the world is under construction right now!
←Rate | 05-10-2012 13:56 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Safety glasses? On this jobsite, we squint for safety!!
←Rate | 05-10-2012 08:42 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon there someone making $ off of all this "Liking" on FB?
←Rate | 05-06-2012 22:51 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey Jack In The Crack...I ordered an Ulitimate Burger not an Ultimate Mustard!
←Rate | 05-05-2012 19:26 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon To the guy next to me at the rest-area urinal...The fact that you still have your sunglasses on kinda creeps me out.
←Rate | 05-02-2012 13:20 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon My auto-correct has the education of a free year old.
←Rate | 04-30-2012 19:01 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Reading the first dozen pages, reminds me of reading something from the 50s...so wholesome.
←Rate | 04-28-2012 07:35 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon She's trained right when you roll up to pump fuel, and she jumps out to clean the windows.
←Rate | 04-27-2012 17:35 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can take that thumb, and shove it up your A$$.
←Rate | 04-27-2012 15:54 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just ate the last bit of food in my lunch box, this overtime now officially sucks!!!!
←Rate | 04-27-2012 15:48 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  




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