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   messageicon My girl has been asleep for 14 hours now. I'm debating trying to wake her in case she's dead. But then again if I do wake her up I'll then be dead..
←Rate | 03-11-2014 16:00 by @1_Jack_Jacko Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I wasn't supposed to have vodka for breakfast they shouldn't have made it taste so good with orange juice
←Rate | 03-10-2014 18:56 by @1_Jack_Jacko Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's Monday. I'm refreshed and ready to hate my Job
←Rate | 03-02-2014 16:22 by @1_Jack_Jacko Comments (0)  


   messageicon Before I lose my phone, end up naked, high, drunk and possibly arrested, I would like to wish you all a Happy Friday
←Rate | 02-27-2014 14:23 by @1_Jack_Jacko Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate brushing my teeth at night. It signifies I can't have any more food and I'm never ready for that kind of commitment
←Rate | 02-26-2014 17:30 by @1_Jack_Jacko Comments (0)  


   messageicon A MILF is a sexy ass mum over 35. If you're 18, you're just an idiot with a baby.
←Rate | 02-24-2014 15:21 by @1_Jack_Jacko Comments (0)  


   messageicon I saw my ex earlier and realized how much I missed her. Had to go back round the roundabout and run her over on the second attempt.
←Rate | 02-24-2014 14:29 by @1_Jack_Jacko Comments (0)  



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