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   messageicon Osha should be required to shut the Men's office bathrooms down the Monday and Tuesday after Easter
←Rate | 04-07-2015 10:02 by Murph Comments (0)  


   messageicon Conspiracy Theory #237 - The Easter bunny and the tooth fairy are secretly working together.
←Rate | 04-04-2015 10:37 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  


   messageicon I told my kids that if they are old enough to fertilize eggs, we aren't going to color eggs for easter.
←Rate | 04-03-2015 20:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "It looks like the Easter Bunny came here last night" "Let's not jump to any conclusions. Until we get these semen samples down to the lab we can't be sure who it was."
←Rate | 03-28-2015 14:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon my kid said I can't wait until the Easter Bunny comes so I can eat it. I said if you eat the Easter Bunny she might come faster.
←Rate | 03-28-2015 11:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How many days prior to Easter is the correct time to post a silly status about the Easter Bunny coming??? ... asking for a friend.
←Rate | 03-27-2015 19:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Watching Kate Upton's easter video. Something is rising and it ain't jesus.
←Rate | 09-05-2014 01:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I try to make things last by saving them for a while, which bring me to this moment. It will be bittersweet, I can tell you that. I'm going to enjoy this, but it will also make me sad. I'm about to have my last Easter Egg.
←Rate | 05-19-2014 06:00 by Massolare Comments (0)  


   messageicon Easter candy on sale. Welcome back 10 pounds.
←Rate | 04-23-2014 12:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Quit crying, kid. I won this Easter egg hunt fair and square...
←Rate | 04-20-2014 20:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon On a scale from 1 to 420.. How much Easter candy are you eating right now?
←Rate | 04-20-2014 16:39 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Easter falls on 4/20 this year...... Easter Bunny is going to have completely different grass in his basket!
←Rate | 04-20-2014 15:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only rabbit I like on Easter is the one that's plastic and vibrates
←Rate | 04-20-2014 13:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The whole resurrecting from the dead thing is too hard for kids to grasp. Egg sh*tting bunny? Yeah lets go with the egg sh*tting bunny.
←Rate | 04-20-2014 12:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon On Easter Sunday when Jesus came forth from the tomb and ascended into heaven he was technically moving back in with his parents.
←Rate | 04-20-2014 12:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon .... Happy Easter!!! ... BTW it's also 4-20 ... so it's also Easter Bowl Sunday!
←Rate | 04-20-2014 12:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's with these atheists getting all snarky on us believers on Easter. We didn't give them a hard tome on April Fool's Day.
←Rate | 04-20-2014 11:35 Comments (2)  


   messageicon Looked all over and found no eggs,they were stacked neatly in a carton ,uncolored in the fridge...well played Easter bunny ..well played!!
←Rate | 04-20-2014 09:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today is EASTER GRASS bake day!!
←Rate | 04-20-2014 09:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon hope it isnt wrong to put leftover Halloween candy in their Easter baskets.
←Rate | 04-20-2014 08:40 Comments (2)  




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