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   messageicon Well it appears coming soon to a store near you...The Morning After Pill. Marketed in fun filled colors and your favorite cartoon characters. You can choose from flintstone, gummy bear, buggs bunny, or any of your favorite Disney characters...
←Rate | 05-01-2013 11:08 by Jerry Carter Comments (0)  

   messageicon The after Easter prices of Cadbury Eggs and Peeps are one of life's simple but not quite free pleasures.
←Rate | 04-03-2013 19:40 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Check out a new church for the first time for Easter Sunday. When the pastor said, "would all the first time visitors please stand up", The whole church stood up with me! (Ö_Ö)
←Rate | 04-01-2013 01:04 by Jitney Comments (0)  

   messageicon must of had the laziest Easter Bunny come over to the house. He didn't bother to color or cook any of the eggs...plus he hid them all in my fridge.
←Rate | 03-31-2013 20:48 by Salty Walrus Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy Jesus day aka Easter. +
←Rate | 03-31-2013 16:07 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hoppy Easter Everybunny
←Rate | 03-31-2013 13:42 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Easter reminds me of how boring my death will probably be.
←Rate | 03-31-2013 11:50 by jrbirk Comments (0)  

   messageicon Most popular words spoken by a Pastor today..."Wow ...I haven't seen you since last Easter "
←Rate | 03-31-2013 11:25 by Steve OH Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm not big into Easter traditions, but I'm pretty sure drunkenly searching for an Egg McMuffin at this hour counts as Easter egg hunting.
←Rate | 03-31-2013 08:29 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Vodka infused marshmallow peeps. Perfect for adult Easter baskets.
←Rate | 03-30-2013 22:25 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I am not religious but I am grateful for this easter holiday, in fact I am grateful for any holiday that mean I dont have to go to work.
←Rate | 03-29-2013 04:41 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Easter: The day Jesus slapped YOLO in the face.
←Rate | 03-28-2013 16:23 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The stores are packed with folks gearing up for their Easter fashion shows, the same way they do for Christmas. The central figure for both these holidays was reduced to wearing a loin cloth for one, and swaddling for the other.
←Rate | 03-26-2013 05:54 by mtq Comments (0)  

   messageicon I just saw the Easter Bunny buying Easter Grass and Rolling Papers at the corner store.
←Rate | 03-25-2013 23:08 by Timber Comments (0)  

   messageicon Here is an Easter time saving tip - don't waste time coloring the eggs. It will make them easier to hide in the snow...
←Rate | 03-25-2013 19:05 by eengrms Comments (0)  

   messageicon I am only going to say this once. I want the video involving me, the Cadbury Bunny and the marshmallow Peeps returned to me by tomorrow. No questions asked.
←Rate | 03-24-2013 19:16 by minnie haha Comments (0)  

   messageicon as a kid my mom used to tell us kids "i dont want to hear a peep"....i just listened to the easter basket & I dont hear anything
←Rate | 03-23-2013 18:14 by Eddy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Passover occurs at the same time as Holy Week which leads up to Easter. Them J3WS are always trying to ruin our fun.
←Rate | 03-18-2013 13:56 by Cat Licks Comments (0)  

   messageicon Great to be Catholic this month! We welcome a new Pope, plus we get three major religious holidays! Palm Sunday, Easter, and to kick it all off...the most important...St. Patrick's Day.
←Rate | 03-14-2013 09:35 by Sammy Comments (0)  

   messageicon When I was a kid we were so poor. We couldn't afford Easter eggs so my mom would hide her ben-wa balls in the yard instead. And if we didn't find them all she would be really mad.
←Rate | 03-08-2013 15:24 by lawdawg Comments (0)  

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