Jackoo Funny Status Messages

   I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning and the next day I do it all over again.

   If someone won't lift a finger to call you, see you or spend time with you then it's time for you to lift five fingers and wave goodbye

   There are 3 types of females in this world. There are ladies you introduce to your mother, there are women you introduce to your friends and there are girls you show the door to

   Girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it's cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick

   Somebody died last night, but I didn't, somebody didn't wake up this morning, but I did, I'm not lucky, I'm blessed

   Never ignore a person who loves you and cares for you. One day you may realise you've lost the moon while busy counting the stars.

   Women go for bad boys then wonder why they get hurt, afterwards the good guys are forced to repair a broken heart they didn't even cause

   Why is it called common sense? it should be called sense because it's not that common any more

   Roses are red violets are blue, porn hub is down. So your mother's Facebook will do

   I would of had a better comeback but I left the come back in your mother

   Oh so you're a model? Who's your agent, Instagram?

   If a girl says, "I hate drama" there is a 99% chance she is a huge drama queen.

   The fear of being hurt in a relationship usually causes you to stay single.

   No matter how busy you get, never forget the importance of family

   Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place and they are good to go

   When I get married: we're having all kinds of sex.. Where you been Sex..Random Sex.. Angry Sex.. We're out of sugar Sex...After eating KFC Sex

   Masturbation is great. It wakes you up, puts you to sleep, relieves stress, and the only person who judges if you're good at it is yourself

   What happens on holiday,stays on holiday. Except for STDs, they will always come back with you

   Getting married at 18 sounds a lot like leaving a party at 9:30pm.

   Who's the biggest prostitute in history...Ms. Pacman...for 10 cents that slut swallowed balls till she died....