jackson Funny Status Messages

   it just me or are Jerry Sandusky's excuses starting to sound just like Michael Jackson's excuses ?

   Heard they have a new Michael Jackson video game out.....I bet the Pedophiles are gonna love this.

   I wish Obama would hurry up & have himself a sex scandal already!!! The last time that happened Unemployment was at 4% & Inflation climbed 1%... Anyone remember the good ole days where Andrew Jackson was King?

   As I was watching the Lion King, I thought to myself .... So its ok for a monkey to hold a baby over a ledge, but when Micheal Jackson did it, all of a sudden there was a problem.

   Michael Jackson's doctor gets four years in jail?!?! Thats because his victim was white...

   first it was Farrah Fawcett, then Michael Jackson, now Kim Jong Il. all of my bedroom wall poster idols are dead

   first Farrah Fawcett, then Michael Jackson, now Kim Jong Il. all of my bedroom wall poster idols are dead

   I'd be 100 % more motivated if Samuel L. Jackson yelled at me to get things done.

   According to SOPA you can get five years for downloading a Michael Jackson song illegally, that's a year more than the doctor who killed him.

   Why isn't "talk like Samuel L. Jackson day" a thing yet?

   I'm so pissed Michael Jackson never had a chance to molest Justin Bieber.

   I'm like the reverse Michael Jackson. I always wanted to be black. I'm sexually attracted to adults, and I have no talent whatsoever.

   how awsome would it be to get in a fight exactly how it happened in Michael Jackson's "Beat It" video!

   Other than Whitney Houston...all the dates are wrong. Jackson was 50, JFK was 46 and Winehouse was 27..to make a joke..get the facts right..becomes funnier..Little thing called Google

   Michael jackson died 1day before the BET AWARDS....Amy Whinehouse died 1day before the VMA'S and whitney houston died 1day before the GRAMMYs...so are we Expected to expect more pre award and post award deaths?!

   Get ready for a repeat of Michael Jackson's case ... Investigators are trying to go after the doctors who wrote Whitney Houston's prescriptions....

   “I changed. People change.” - Michael Jackson

   Who are your favorite underground artists?? Mine are Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston

   I wonder if Michael Jackson actually looks like he did in the Thriller video by now...

   Don't bother flirting with a girl on fb who has no pics posted of herself. You'd be better off with your face buried in Randy Jackson's a$$ all night, than to go on a date with her.