Friday Funny Status Messages

   playing COD MW2 to give my brain cells something fun to do in case they're no longer around on Saturday morning after Friday nights events.

   I always feel uneasy when Friday the 13th falls on a Monday.

   Ok,,, I really like you Thursday, but it's Friday I truly love. It's not that I'm not happy when i'm with you, it's just that Friday does so much more for me!!!

   hey it`s Friday , lets get pissed !

   Don't wait untill friday, start your weekend at monday !!

   Good morning Tuesday...tell your pal Friday he needs to come around here tomorrow.

   You know you have a Facebook addiction if seeing the movie "The social network" is your Friday night fun!!

   To whom it may concern, The inventor of thirsty Thursday obviously never had to work on friday...

   The movie "The Social Network" about facebook earned 9 million dollars in sales Friday night to top all movies. Imagine what they could have done if those veiwers had dates!

   Damn! Why did Friday the 13th have to be today...it's only the middle of the week!

   WOOHOO!!!! IT'S FRIDAY!!!!! Wait a damn minute, I'm working 7 10's, every day is a god damn Monday for me.

   M̸o̸n̸d̸a̸y̸ T̸u̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ W̸e̸d̸n̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ T̸h̸u̸r̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ Friday!! just say'in :))

   Mom always said "If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it's yours.." THANK YOU FRIDAY!!, I Love You, too!!!! I've always loved you. You and I are belong together! This is wonderful! We shall celebrate your return!!

   jumping as high as possible so he can take a sneak peek of Friday's preview.

   the 1 item on my Black Friday shopping list this year is a mistletoe belt buckle for myself.

   its ALOHA Friday no work till monday !!!

   I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday.

   3 Pints of Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream, a wrench, and handcuffs made out of Twizzlers. I'm ready for bootycall Friday night to begin!

   Today is my Friday, but yesterday was not my Thursday, because that's Thanksgiving and we all know Thanksgiving is in two more days, and tomorrow is not my Saturday, it's just Wednesday. Yesterday was Monday, not just in my world, but everywhere. Don't kn

   thinks it's discriminating that there's a Black Friday but not a White Friday!