Yaj Funny Status Messages

   People are judging you right now. you dont need everyone 2 like u. Its your people that matter. Those who dont give an F change the world. The rest do not. Do things that you consider embarrassing. Accept awkwardness. Refuse boundaries. Live.

   "The term CRACKER offendes me" - nobody.

   Heros don't wear capes, they wear dog tags.

   When looking up Gary Oldman on Google make sure you don't leave out the 'R'..

   Wanna feel old? This years high school graduating class was born in 1995.

   My first thoughts after hearing that Richard Dawson died were ... again?

   Anyone else notice that "The Los Angeles Angels" directly translates to "The The Angels Angels"?

   Does anybody know today's date?

   Someone wrote "REtARd" on my window this morning. . . took me 3 effin hours to lick it clean :-/

   Wayne Brady honoring black history month is like Nickelback inducting Zeppelin into the Rock n Roll hall of fame

   Peeing after holding it in for over an hour is one of the best feelings that isn't taxed or illegal..

   In Mother Russia, we don't shoot for the stars, the stars shoot for us

   Everybody's got their own aIcohol they won't ever touch again because of an awful teenage experience

   I'm surprised nobody ever complained that the grape dude in the Fruit of the Loom commercials is black

   At the Karma Cafe, there are no menus. You get served what you deserve.

   Yo mama is so ugly that she practices birth control by leaving the lights on.

   So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just garden-variety misogyny, hatred or ignorance, just look it in the eye and think, "The good outnumber you, and we always will."

   What does a fat musIim say? ALLAH SNACKBAR!

   Kim n kanye should name their kid 'KiIlevry" .. .. KiIlevry Kardashian has a nice ring too it

   I just found a whisker in my general tso chicken