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   messageicon I'd love to get a hold of Mitt Romney and ask him who does his taxes…
←Rate | 04-04-2012 18:20 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Syrian President Bashar Assad: if you are going to use human shields to protect yourself from rebel attacks, may I suggest using Snookie, Justin Bieber and Kardashians?
←Rate | 04-06-2012 06:47 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies: Never die a virgin! Apparently when you get to heaven a virgin you get to be one of the 70 wives of a suicide bomber…
←Rate | 04-09-2012 18:07 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh WoW! You've dropped out of school to pursue your dreams? Really? How brave!!!.... Now…I'll have a number 3, no cheese, extra Jalapenos and diet Pepsi to go…
←Rate | 04-09-2012 18:13 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon If all men are pigs and they are all the same, then why does it take so damn long for women to choose one?
←Rate | 04-10-2012 00:08 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you are in very psychological relationship... Make sure (s)he's psycho and you're logical
←Rate | 04-10-2012 06:58 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Seeking a meaningful, romantic and deep overnight relationship... PM inbox for details... P.S. With Gas price at $4.25 a gallon, I'm not coming over "just to chill"
←Rate | 04-10-2012 07:03 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon For those Commie North Korean rocket scientists, how quick it is to go from VIP to RIP...
←Rate | 04-13-2012 10:36 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol
←Rate | 04-17-2012 23:00 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
←Rate | 04-17-2012 23:00 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Televangelists: The Pro Wrestlers of religion
←Rate | 04-17-2012 23:02 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
←Rate | 04-17-2012 23:02 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon 24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ...coincidence?
←Rate | 04-17-2012 23:03 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
←Rate | 04-17-2012 23:04 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Honey, I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder...
←Rate | 04-17-2012 23:06 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
←Rate | 04-17-2012 23:07 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon An apple a day keeps the doctor away... so does having no medical insurance!
←Rate | 04-17-2012 23:08 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I really think the Mars Rover is scouting for the next Wal-Mart Superstore site.
←Rate | 04-17-2012 23:08 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Drink 'till she's cute, but stop before the wedding!
←Rate | 04-17-2012 23:09 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog
←Rate | 04-18-2012 18:32 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  



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