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   messageicon Oh WoW! You've dropped out of school to pursue your dreams? Really? How brave!!!.... Now…I'll have a number 3, no cheese, extra Jalapenos and diet Pepsi to go…
←Rate | 04-09-2012 18:13 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon If all men are pigs and they are all the same, then why does it take so damn long for women to choose one?
←Rate | 04-10-2012 00:08 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you are in very psychological relationship... Make sure (s)he's psycho and you're logical
←Rate | 04-10-2012 06:58 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Seeking a meaningful, romantic and deep overnight relationship... PM inbox for details... P.S. With Gas price at $4.25 a gallon, I'm not coming over "just to chill"
←Rate | 04-10-2012 07:03 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol
←Rate | 04-17-2012 23:00 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
←Rate | 04-17-2012 23:00 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Televangelists: The Pro Wrestlers of religion
←Rate | 04-17-2012 23:02 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
←Rate | 04-17-2012 23:02 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon 24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ...coincidence?
←Rate | 04-17-2012 23:03 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Honey, I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder...
←Rate | 04-17-2012 23:06 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
←Rate | 04-17-2012 23:07 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon An apple a day keeps the doctor away... so does having no medical insurance!
←Rate | 04-17-2012 23:08 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I really think the Mars Rover is scouting for the next Wal-Mart Superstore site.
←Rate | 04-17-2012 23:08 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Drink 'till she's cute, but stop before the wedding!
←Rate | 04-17-2012 23:09 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog
←Rate | 04-18-2012 18:32 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Best friends in life are those who stand behind you during bad times… To know who our best friends are, just look at your marriage photo album…
←Rate | 04-22-2012 17:05 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!!
←Rate | 04-22-2012 17:07 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Employee: I got to have salary increase. Three other companies are after me. Boss: Really? Which are the three companies? Employee: The electric company, the telephone company and the gas company.
←Rate | 04-22-2012 17:12 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon All we need to keep us happy - is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done!!!
←Rate | 04-23-2012 22:10 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kidnapping? I prefer the term "surprise adoption"
←Rate | 05-08-2012 18:25 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  




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