Samir Momin Funny Status Messages

   I Dont Care If You're A Gangster, Pull Up Your Pants Please!

   If I had a kid at 16 I'd get my A$$ whooped, not a TV show.

   Gas for trip to Walmart: $4.75 Miley Cyrus movie: $19.95 Box of tissue: $2.95 Hand Lotion: $3.78 The look of disgust on the cashiers face:

   I don't care how comfortable crocs are, you look like a dumbass

   I don't care how comfortable crocs are, you look like a dumba$$!

   DONT YOU HATE THAT KID WHO REMINDS THE TEACHER ABOUT TESTS OR QUIZES....

   I text u, you take 30 mins to reply, I'm with u, ur hands r glued to ur phone....

   BEHIND EVERY GREAT WOMAN IS A MAN.......CHECKING OUT HER A$$....

   Put a diaper on that mouth cuz you talk a lot of crap...

   Clay Aiken & Ruben Studdard going on tour together.....unfortunately that isn't a April Fool's joke!!!

   Parents call it "Back Talk" we call it "explaining why their wrong"....

   more excited than a baby in a titty bar....!

   i'd be scared if a 400lb glass of koolaid came bursting into my house......

   sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea and somethin called relationships....

   I just heard that the Facebook network is currently down, but this does not affect you as nothing would go down on you...

   "mmhmm" is equal to "yea yea I still dnt believe ur ass" .......

   dont you hate it when your busy everyone texts you but when your not, no one does....its like they know...

   Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

   if you tickle my feet I am not responsible for what happens to your face....

   Anyone noticed that "studying" is like "student" and "dying" put together?