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   messageicon A single rose can be my garden... a single friend, my world.
←Rate | 10-22-2011 11:11 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon ↖↖↖↖↖↖↖↑↗↗↗ ↗↗ ↗ ←← my friends are awesome →→ ↙↙↙↙↙↙↙↓↘↘↘ ↘ ↘ ↘
←Rate | 10-23-2011 23:57 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon will work for a status.
←Rate | 10-24-2011 21:16 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon A Real Man doesn't love a million girls, he loves a billion.
←Rate | 10-24-2011 21:59 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hang on sugar.... Daddys got a sweet tooth tongiht!!!
←Rate | 10-24-2011 22:07 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Layaway season is back! Yessssssss!
←Rate | 10-27-2011 11:58 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
←Rate | 10-27-2011 12:32 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon I dont know wheather to rake or shovel...
←Rate | 10-29-2011 11:41 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trick or Treating at the strip clubs never been better, I'm so glad Candys working tongiht!!
←Rate | 10-30-2011 18:18 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon why am I the only one on chat and everybody posting ever 2 minutes??
←Rate | 11-03-2011 23:25 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon i wake up, stare at the ceiling, I'm alive, what a beautiful feeling
←Rate | 11-05-2011 14:03 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon customers get on my nerves, if you gotta wait on a line wait !...."open up another register" If you at a red light you don't tell the police to open up another red light do you? wait you turn!
←Rate | 11-08-2011 19:27 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the NBA players really were a union they'd start there own league.
←Rate | 11-20-2011 20:08 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon It don't matter if I'm single, complicated, engaged, married or divorced. My friends always like my status!
←Rate | 11-28-2011 17:11 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Like this status Ladies and I'll take you to see the Muppets Movie.
←Rate | 11-30-2011 11:52 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Death is at the NBA's door and Stern just invited it in for a cup of tea.
←Rate | 12-08-2011 23:46 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon "im gonna have to steal this" my number one "compliment"
←Rate | 12-15-2011 17:33 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Im 98% black the other 2% is milk.
←Rate | 12-15-2011 18:33 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon monday - friday , we work. saturday - sunday they party I'm still @ work. they sleep I'm dreaming!
←Rate | 12-17-2011 02:48 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Our lives are defined by opportunities, even the ones we miss.
←Rate | 12-22-2011 07:36 by L Comments (0)  




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