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   messageicon White Parent: “you embarrassed your family for fighting at school!” Black Parent “Who won?”
←Rate | 12-22-2011 23:55 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon How are we suppose to have flying cars if we can't even get AM radio without static?
←Rate | 12-23-2011 11:37 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon What happens when you pepper spray a German? He can Nazi.
←Rate | 12-23-2011 11:43 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies, you're running out of time to hump your way to some excellent Christmas presents from that guy you're sort of seeing right now.
←Rate | 12-23-2011 12:56 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Finished Christmas shopping and gift wrapping over four months ago. The puppy doesn't make as much noise as it used to.
←Rate | 12-23-2011 14:13 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon "1..2..3.. SMILE!"...... "Did you take it yet?" "Damn, it's on video!"
←Rate | 12-23-2011 17:25 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can tell whether or not your relationship is going to last by simply watching her eat a Popsicle.
←Rate | 12-24-2011 13:38 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If judging others is a sin, Santa must be going to hell.
←Rate | 12-24-2011 20:54 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon You say toilet, I say Christmas beer vomit receptacle.
←Rate | 12-24-2011 21:11 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If her p*ssy tastes like vinegar, she wasn't expecting you to get this far.”
←Rate | 12-26-2011 12:06 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon C)-hrist gave H)-imself as a R)-eward so that I)-ndividuals know the S)-acrifices T)-hat he made for M)-ankind to A)-chieve the gift of S)-alvation.”
←Rate | 12-26-2011 12:08 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes when I wanna be really romantic........ I light a candle when I masturbate
←Rate | 12-26-2011 18:02 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every trip to Wal-Mart results in me seeing an equal number of people I THOUGHT were dead and I WISH were dead.
←Rate | 12-27-2011 13:57 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when I buy a hamster at the pet store, and it grows huge, becomes a rapper and steals my KIA...
←Rate | 12-27-2011 20:50 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just got "I <3 U" texted to me. Of course I also think one is less than three. Idiot.
←Rate | 12-28-2011 13:40 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Waking up for work :(-_-) .. Waking up on a saturday: \( 'O' )/
←Rate | 12-28-2011 17:31 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pu**y is like snow. It's fun to play with, you never know when it's gonna come & only some of it is clean enough to eat..
←Rate | 12-28-2011 17:44 by fadolo Comments (1)  


   messageicon When you're sober you think twice before you speak but when you're drunk you speak twice before you think.
←Rate | 12-28-2011 20:56 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if "Sober Me" knows that "Drunk Me" can moonwalk?
←Rate | 12-28-2011 21:40 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I Can Only Play The Hand [♠][♥][♦][♣] That GOD Has Delt Me -
←Rate | 12-30-2011 02:01 by fadolo Comments (1)  




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