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   messageicon I saw a girl with "GUESS" on her shirt. I said "fake?". she slapped me!!
←Rate | 07-23-2010 23:07 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Falling in love is like jumping off a very tall building. Your brain tells you - it's not a good idea, while your heart tells you - you can fly.
←Rate | 07-23-2010 23:51 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people would not be born if alcohol was never invented.
←Rate | 07-25-2010 22:48 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You're so fake, Barbie is jealous
←Rate | 07-25-2010 22:55 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon 95% of People who say, "Study! Study! Study!" during finals week are actually reading...Too bad they don't realize Facebook is not actually a book.....
←Rate | 07-25-2010 23:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't be your knight in shining armor.....but I DO have aluminum foil!
←Rate | 07-25-2010 23:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think Girls are like drugs, they make you feel soo good, but then they end up hurting you and you still want more.
←Rate | 07-26-2010 22:38 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm just a man but if you want I can still be your superman or prince charming! ♥
←Rate | 08-01-2010 01:33 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon girls are afraid to hear the words "its over" from her guy. And you know what guys are afraid to hear?"I'm PREGNANT!!!"
←Rate | 08-01-2010 23:19 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon you have only one advantage over me YOU CAN KISS MY ASS AND I CAN'T ;)
←Rate | 08-01-2010 23:35 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When someone is so sweet to you, don't expect that they will be like that all the time because even the damn sweetest chocolate expires to..
←Rate | 08-09-2010 23:02 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you want a stable relationship.. get a damn horse
←Rate | 08-09-2010 23:29 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon To bad you can't photoshop your UGLY personality...
←Rate | 08-09-2010 23:39 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If it's worth it, fight for it & if you lose it, at least you tried.
←Rate | 08-10-2010 22:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook is the ultimate weapon of couples' distraction and relationships' destruction
←Rate | 08-11-2010 22:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I wish I could just fast-forward through time, just to see if it's all worth it in relationship that we have..
←Rate | 08-11-2010 22:28 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life will always be like a roller coaster ride! Make sure your seatbelt is fastened and hold on tight because its full of thrills, screams, chills, fear, excitement, tears, laughter, joy, anxiety, and the will to do it all over again! "Life I tell ya!"
←Rate | 08-11-2010 23:19 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎5 Words for us MAN to live by, "NEVER MAKE A WOMAN ANGRY."
←Rate | 08-12-2010 21:42 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You're dating my ex? I ate a sandwich earlier, you want those leftovers too?
←Rate | 08-12-2010 21:58 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon you have only one advantage over me YOU CAN KISS MY ASS AND I CAN'T ;)
←Rate | 08-12-2010 22:11 by BEGO Comments (0)  



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