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   messageicon Time is never wasted when your wasted all the time!!
←Rate | 08-07-2010 17:52 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon DRINK TO FORGET BUT NEVER FORGET TO DRINK.
←Rate | 08-07-2010 17:55 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon was just thinking if God didn't want us to masturbate he would have made our arms shorter…maybe thats why the Trex was always so angry?
←Rate | 08-11-2010 13:53 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon found $20 under my bed ! my God, my room is so desperate to be cleaned, it's paying me. THE PLAN WORKED
←Rate | 08-11-2010 13:55 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon dont waste your time , because time is money, and money is awesome , so dont waste your awesome
←Rate | 08-11-2010 14:07 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon For every LIKE I receive. I shall drink one Jager-Bomb (Jagermeister + Redbull)
←Rate | 08-11-2010 14:14 by ANGELA Comments (1)  


   messageicon Just rescued a beer that was trapped in the fridge!
←Rate | 08-15-2010 00:26 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if Edward Cullen's Load looks like glitter glue??
←Rate | 08-15-2010 00:29 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon If YOU didn't SEE it w/your own eyes, or HEAR it w/your own ears, then WHY would you INVENT IT w/your SMALL MIND or SHARE it with YOUR BIG MOUTH !
←Rate | 08-15-2010 15:59 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon My mom used to say I'm wasting my life playing video games. Then I thought "no sweat, I've got 2 more lives."
←Rate | 08-15-2010 16:08 by ANGELA Comments (2)  


   messageicon who can name the 6 great kings who ave brought immense happiness in two people's lifes ?? Drin-King, Fuc-King, Lic-King, Suc-King, Span-King and Wan-king
←Rate | 08-20-2010 18:47 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking of adding you to his to-do list.
←Rate | 08-22-2010 19:52 by ANGELA Comments (2)  


   messageicon Cut my life into pizza's, this is my plastic fork. Oven baking, heavy breathing, dont give a f**k if it's carbs that I'm eatting;)
←Rate | 09-01-2010 20:08 by ANGELA Comments (1)  


   messageicon Puberty is gonna hit Justin Bieber harder, than Chris Brown hit Rhianna!!
←Rate | 09-02-2010 17:58 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon My cellphone is mixing people up (surprise this would only happen to me) So if you get a picture of my left tit..apoligies in advance!!
←Rate | 09-02-2010 18:06 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can't turn a ho into a housewife unless you're playing Scrabble.
←Rate | 09-05-2010 14:40 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon CRAP.... look who's online..LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT....."Hey whats up?..s***!!
←Rate | 09-08-2010 01:23 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some of the ugliest faces in this world hide behind a 12 pack of beer
←Rate | 09-11-2010 19:35 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon apparently I'm not wearing a sweater vest but rather a "quilted wife beater" priceless
←Rate | 09-11-2010 20:03 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon when the only thing you have is a hammer every moron resembles a nail
←Rate | 09-11-2010 20:05 by ANGELA Comments (0)  




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