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   messageicon I may not be the best, but I'm definitely not like the rest!
←Rate | 02-05-2012 21:29 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not lazy. I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.
←Rate | 02-04-2012 09:17 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you see an animal stuck in a trap, free them! If you see a child crying, comfort them! If you see Justin Bieber crossing the street, HIT THE GAS!!!
←Rate | 07-14-2017 06:57 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Of course I talk to myself. I need to have an intelligent conversation every now & then...
←Rate | 02-04-2012 09:18 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Money cannot buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
←Rate | 03-15-2012 08:43 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon A furniture for my mother in law's birthday??? Thank you honey... I think coffin just sounds right...
←Rate | 04-04-2012 18:11 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mom: What does “WTF” stand for? Child: "Well That`s Fantastic!"
←Rate | 02-03-2012 20:41 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon A: I forgot my glasses, I can't read sh*t! B: You're not supposed to read sh*t, you're supposed to read books… Unless you're a Twilight fan. Then you read sh*t!
←Rate | 02-20-2012 10:42 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon If each day is a gift, I'd like to know where to return for refund Mondays...
←Rate | 02-10-2012 07:13 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon 30 years ago today, "Licensed to Ill" was the #1 Album...
←Rate | 03-08-2017 16:42 by XXX-FUXY Comments (1)  


   messageicon I must need glasses because everywhere I look, people seem to have two faces!
←Rate | 02-05-2012 21:23 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Normal people are the crazy psychos who hide it very well!
←Rate | 07-19-2012 07:03 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh WoW! You've dropped out of school to pursue your dreams? Really? How brave!!!.... Now…I'll have a number 3, no cheese, extra Jalapenos and diet Pepsi to go…
←Rate | 04-09-2012 18:13 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon If all men are pigs and they are all the same, then why does it take so damn long for women to choose one?
←Rate | 04-10-2012 00:08 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon No babe, don't send me the nude pictures. Send me a picture of your medicine cabinet. I'd like to know what kind of psycho I'm dealing with...
←Rate | 03-18-2016 06:18 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies: Never die a virgin! Apparently when you get to heaven a virgin you get to be one of the 70 wives of a suicide bomber…
←Rate | 04-09-2012 18:07 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Are you athletic?" .. "Yeah I surf.....the internet"
←Rate | 02-03-2012 20:50 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon “Happy New Year 2000! Have a fantastic year, and successful 2000!” - New York Alzheimer's Society
←Rate | 02-15-2012 21:43 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you need space then work at NASA
←Rate | 02-10-2012 07:04 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon A relationship without trust is like a phone without service. All you do is play games...
←Rate | 02-07-2012 09:09 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  



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